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@SuperDman500 omg, who needed that explained?!?!?!?!?!

@chris96190304 i read what you said dude, re-read objectively.. otherwise being 100% atheist AND 100% accurant is a god by default

@SPARKULES 'eyes right!!' :) ..... to conclude with rule britannia, no payment return'd

allahs laws are not welcome in britain......

@satchfan2010 slithzerikai of nibiru

@kylepounds countries of the empire, there are fully sovereign countries, in their own right, and for the most part proud members of britain, the UK...

this is how boring sounds to any nationality........

@BritishWolfe yeah! what you get in a british pub these days is your pants pulled down!!! ... but its the price not the gayness...

peter killed my nan!!!

i need to ride the colostomiser again......

i spunked my load at 3:15....

@unoiamacutie yeah i know, could have been better, but could have been a lot worse.....overall i think win :D

@roflatopus2 'come and see!'

@MrJambones too true, i did say compaired tho. i suppose its a bit like compairing Satan and Hitler....

@lazyguy348 i thought that exact comment before i began scrolling to comments lol, whats even funnier, is that the 'speaker''s seem powerless, id turn around and bellow order at the top of my lungs and send them away until they can do something without reminding me of a school dinner hall... but ...

Fool, Extremist fool.... all you do by ruthlessly promoting islam is creating a darker and darker future... you'll see, because one day your push a bridge too far, and it wont be nice, it wont be pretty.. you back me into a corner i will act like a frightened animal. and i wont succumb to a Halaa...

@RatchetXJ0 @TakuraLioness Nooooooo! don't post that, it helps goody-two-shoes and Rich Commercialists ban websites...... this however is the full movie code on Ytube: aVcsw6ZSyYI

Oh and to answer what kind of person would watch this, someone who might be a sick bastard who wanted to see some death not a retardedly dumb video, like the video with the Afghan's cutting the Russian soldiers gullet out? or watching Saddam swing? (anyone got a high def copy message me!!)

Yeah my husky does it all the time, well once our twice a week, she'll just stop and have a session of reverse sneezing and then when she stops about 6-8 sneezes later she'll just run off or pounce or something as if nothing had really happened... it seems its just clearing its nasal passage and ...

@Demonmixer lost in translation :) to the view = get over that horizon = get out of my sight! = fuck off, young one.

Rush hour getting you down? NEW and IMPROVED d-N-methylamphetamine now available in breakfast cereal..... who care's if you are late for work? your boss doesn't, because he had his Methylbrek!... available in all retail and chemist outlets.. feel the rush!

I could really do with one of those, it also doubles as a 'Im not listening chamber' too

@1987mrnoname 'Ça vaut mieux que d'attraper la scarlatine' apparently for this one there a few variations though

Haha, i dont think... Dubai is Never gunna look like that... ever... maybe for about ten minutes then the middle eastern oil will run out.... Anyway, whydoes it look like Stargate Atlantis from @ 2:00 lols! thumbs if you know what i mean!!

To be honest i think i'd have trouble just getting off the lift at the top of the Burj Khalifa..... heights seemed to get worse as i got older... i think its common sence. i think these people have a defective gene or something.....

@BigBents @Daveisdragon i'll second that, what you have to grasp is theyre usually smart enough that they may simply 'just not want to do it' there could be something much more interesting going on behind the eyes like; ' yes i know what you want me to do but, i wont, as i have hidden a piece of...

It totally is chuck norris and jack black, turned gay, and got really high in the forest.....

forgot to Synchronise!

How ridiculously spasticated, of all the retarded and Brain-Defunct things to do...

@pinkcamellia1 Thats Retarded plus sheep can be pretty hard, my dog and the shepards dog's play with the sheep all the time, they only get shot if they kill a sheep, you cant pay for it, and the owner wants the dog shot... but i suppose it depends on the country law like most things

@scorp312 Yeah correct. and i know from a british perspective some provinces are FARRR more tolerant than other's it really depends on what RCMP you get really in my opinion...

If i am EVER in charge of a large (enough) business this will be on in the lobby everytime the door gets opened (unless your an employee, coz then you'd go mad) also the elevators will play the imperial march elevator music... :)

I used to bring my rabbit outside to graze, it used to decide to get in my swimming pool to get to me when i was in it, of course it decided it hated swimming multiple times and i had to lift it out again...

A blow to the the back of the neck is actually called the 'pussy backstabber's punch' you know the one where they wont do anything until youve already turned around to walk off....

very true all of it

@megadeth747 Thorpe parks not above alton towers, theyre pretty much the same; each one has certain things better IMO..

@DONdila1 Bwahahahah! 1:00 the woman's like 'Ahhh! come on!' the blokes like 'OOOaahhh! God' then theres a 'ahh,Fuck yeah' and a 'fuck me' then the rest of the orgy revellers as it were start chipping in....

Wow, i thought this ride would be good, it actually gives of a vibe of slightly lame.... I still think 'Air' And 'Nemesis' at alton towers are pretty good

Is it me or did the retarded woman also try to reach for the electrified rail on the side too??

looks like fun for the first five minutes.... then id start bricking my pants and looking for life belt...

Yeah thats No Tactical Nuke, the Blast of light is sligthly too short.. Its was probably something like twenty boxes of ammo stored with Rpg's and oil or something all went up the same time, note just after the explosion some large object on fir is flying through the air, possibly a pressurised c...

@jnor2096 sounds like.. 'Die,..... Arrecibo' to me