About this user
Look. Before I say anything else, Lemon, don't mess with my friend you bastard. You can talk to me like that all you want, but NOT Chelsea. You have no idea of all the shit that she's been through. Well. Onto more pleasant things.
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I'LL DATE YOU SO HARD, THEN MARRY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU'D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I'LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE'LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE'LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE'LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID'S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE'LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER'S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
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I have a light and dark side. Don't get on my dark side.
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Feel free to add me on AIM, but beware - I might not talk to you a lot. --Blubberburger123
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-13.
-Loves music.
-Bored.
-Loves to read.
-Hazel eyes.
-Love swimming and running.
-You don't scare me; I'm not afraid.
-Love love LOVE editing.
-I'm the kind of person who sits out in a storm just to watch the lightning.
-We're all addicted to something, addicted to music.
-I have a Night Life.
-Favorite instrument--piano.
-I play Minecraft sometimes.
-I don't like writing facts.
-Favorite color--Silver.
-I don't care about clothes, as long as I have something to wear.
-Favorite language (What the hell)-- French
-Favorite game--Super Paper Mario
-Favorite movie--The Day After Tomorrow
-Favorite TV Show--Ghost Adventures
-Favorite Book--The Angel Experiment
-Favorite food--Spaghetti
-Has minor asthma and bad hearing
-If you are on this channel and are a hater to Jess (Jessicailyx), get the fuck off this channel.
Kbye.
...or not.
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Type your name here: Caden
Type with your elbow: cv fcvf
Type with your nose: cad3enh
With your eyes shut: Caden
Slam your face to your keyboard: cfvt
-Copy this to your channel and DONT erase your mistakes
Hometown
Watching you sleep.
Country
United States
Occupation
Whatever comes up out of boredom.
Companies
I work in your backyard for money.
Schools
Unless you really want to know...
Interests
Running Track, Playing Music, Swimming, Gardening & Lots O' Other Stuff
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