CanadianHamburger's channel

Me: Yeah, this is the music I listen to.

Mainstream 2012 listener: Wait, so who does it feature?

@MusicsLoversUnite he's more like "Aw hell no!"

And I'm not just talking about his music lolol

@ShelbyDoesntKnow and by sometimes you mean anytime after 2005

billboards top song for 2000. IF only we'd known then that music would evolve into:

Katy Perry, Lil Wayne, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, and Justin Beiber.....

i do not like this song. it just isnt what i like.

I can say i hate it, but i will not disrespect or trash the song.

so xXAiMedRYaN128xX, am i a dick too?

And gee thanks, I didn't know that my penis size is based on the music I like. 10 inches, here i come!

that man was sent from God. the mexican with the camera, that is.

@cindybin2001 you weren't using the fuck word, but you were doing it, and not using condoms apparently. if you get to make bad choices why cant we?

Now that I've heard this, I would be fine with going deaf. I could just keep playing Jack Johnson in my head for the rest of my life and be happy

eww

@TheMoreiROCK its not really a love song, it's a "life goes by too fast" song.......

and also, how the hell is "hey hey hey" # 2? it's one word, but 3 times. That's it. Not that funny

and btw the ugly witch is Flapjack

@jbjuanbastionkabeca it's beyond music. Some philosophers have found a name for it, and that name is Heaven

I might have already said this, but:

50% mending the planet

50% shredding up the uke

I believe that's 100% badass mofo

Let's play Talent Spotter. It's not hard, just spot the talent.

ladygagabrunomarsjayseannickiminajmileycyrusJACKJOHNSONlilwa­ynejustinbeiberlmfao

What the hell is this? Where's the Jack Johnson I was searching?

@jajaja12345ful Well, most treasures are usually kept secret, for the public soils them

what the hell is music these days?

Fail l V

3:11 is either a wicked gangster swag or the What is Love dance

@nirvanaispus The thumbs have it

You suck. Not arguable.

the difference between my musician and yours:

My musician writes music. Yours plays with a synthesizer

My musician wears clothes. Yours wears a meat suit

My musician was wary of commercialism. YOUR MUSICIAN IS BUILT ON COMMERCIALISM

wheres the dislike bar? Oh wait I forgot, this is Queen

AT&T sucks get Verizon you bum

@TAPriceCTR i wasn't talking about you, I was talking about that guy that was yelling at you because of the way you spoke

2:41 shit

i wish that they showed you the like/dislike bar before you clicked the video.

Oh, hell i would've seen this anyway, just to find out what was the deal

@eddietrumpet1 well obviously you are a highly accomplished trumpet player, since you spend all of your time perfecting the art of trumpeting instead of ripping on other people who do online.

@trumpetdude654 holding it at a right angle from your body, maybe a little lower, is best. Too high, airflow gets messed up. Too low, and the sound will be hitting the ground.

aaand... mute

@GreenDaysSuperHero HELL NO! That show was only meant to give 1 message, and TV shows KILL all of the once-only productions like this. Look no further than the new Napoleon Dynamite show. That movie should have been lleft alone. It was good. Now i have no respect for it, cuz the show sucks anus

3:07 fary is pretty happy that he can't get a taxi

ok, it's gonna sound stupid, but...

i don't get it. How can these things prove that people are drunk?