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Since Canada is a willing colony of the British Empire, it would be more than a fair statement to say that they, as a colony, are responsible for the sins committed by their empire.

Look around at the World today, all you can see is bloodshed, poverty and pain. There's widespread poverty in Africa, Asia, the Middle East; there are bloody ongoing conflicts in Africa and the Middle East; and anyone who has an in depth knowledge of history, knows that all of which can be traced back to the British Empire's shortsighted interventions.

Fun factoid of the day: Hey, did you know that the British Empire - yes, this includes Canada - installed Saddam Hussein? Did you know that the British Empire and its colonies were the first to raise eyebrows about whether or not Saddam had WMD, all under the pretext of oil for their evil empire? Did you know that the British Empire brought slavery to the new world? Did you know that the British Empire occupied much of Africa and India for centuries, and exploited them? Now you know. And to think, this is only a very simplified list of atrocities committed by the evil empire...

The world has suffered enough. As a proud citizen of the world, I, along with numerous other Global citizens, say it's time for reparations for not only having to clean up their messes, but also for those who are living under extreme conditions because of the evil empire.

According to calculations, the damage that they have inflicted is roughly 61 trillion USD; plenty of which shall be paid by the empires' willing colonies.
It is only fair that these reparations be divided amongst the proud citizens of Mother Earth.

People of the World, it's time to get paid.

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CanadaTheColony

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Canada is, regardless of whether some nationalistic, chauvinistic Canadians want to accept reality or not, a colony of Great Britain.

With almost certainty, some delusional Canuck will come across my page and think, "no it's not!!1!!! Canada is an independet...um... country!!!!"
Notice the hesitation?
"O yea...um, we burnt down your White House, tew!!!' - think again, Canuck.

Let's start with Canada being a 'country'.
Canada, for those who have heard of it, is a commonwealth of Great Britain; 'commonwealth' is just nice, cute way of saying what it really is — a colony, not a country. Twice in their history, however, they have tried to achieve independence but failed, unlike the Americans who were successful on the first shot.

Since we've cleared the issue about Canada not being a country, lets now address the issue of the White House. Now, this is something that I've heard a million times. In fact, it's almost the center piece for Canada's colonial identity.

For starters, you can't 'burn down' a concrete building; the White House is and always has been made out of concrete.
It had a wall knocked down and some interior damage.

Now, lets discuss who did this. The White House was torched in 1814, about 50 years before Canadians even had their own military - and, well, to some extent still don't - and yet they managed to set afire the White House. Gotta love Canadian humor (kidding, of course).

In fact, however, the White House was set afire by an English-born man, George Cockburn, who led all non-colonial British troops.

Therefore, it would not be a fair statement to say that Canada the colony set afire the building, but that those who actually did should be given all credit, i.e. non-colonial Britain.

Props to the Brits, but it's a shame what happened to York (nowadays known as Toronto, i.e. the largest city in the Canadian colony).

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by the British Empire has caused pain and suffering. It's time to get paid!

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