NotPorn is Calvin McCaskill.

NotPorn is Experimental Film making.

Music videos, live shows, short films, etc. Weird stuff. But not unique enough yet to attract any attention or actually get a paying gig, but eventually (every artists favorite word) there will be something on here that will BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND, if there isn't something already.

Mind you, I live in Minnesota, so not only do the people out here suck, but the environment is equally if not more shit stained.

Thanks! Don't forget to subscribe so I can bitch to you about stuff!


-Calvin

Calvin. Young film maker with extreme potential, a good form of bipolar disorder, High Definition equipment, and the ability to finish a video with only help from the performers. If there are no performers, he's made videos starring himself before like "Internet Warrior." Although starting originally at a young age with making skateboard videos, Calvin slowly moved to experimental films, and is now a full time college student to learn the structure of real film making, and not just throwing images at people.

Thank you for reading this far. It might mean that you're taking me seriously.

And if you leave negative comments, I'll hold a .50 cal to your child's head. If you don't have a child, I'll make you rape a cow, feed you fish heads for a couple of months while you're held hostage in the same barn, then when the baby is born, I'll roll it's placenta covered cow/hater hybrid body all over your face, shoot it with the gun, and then end your existence. Don't fuck with me.


I am also available for hire. I work for food and cash. NO CHECKS, BITCHES. I'M NOT LETTING A CORRUPT GOVERNMENT GET A SLIVER OF MY MONEY FROM MY ART TO BOMB IRAQI CHILDREN'S SCHOOLS. I don't do shit like that.



-Cal