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@MrSpotyGr Ahh, don't get mad dude, that fool can't help not having any taste, class or brain-cells.

Dynamo gets people to drink all the beer from a small necked bottle, and then slams their i-Phones inside. Post, when you can do that and explain it for us!

I WAS a fan of the original movies, but after the Ja-Ja Binks thing appeared, ZZZZZZZZZZ.

I still haven't seen the Phantom Menace, and from what I've heard here, I'm sure not motivated to!

Without these guys, there would have been no G'n'R. Hunt out their CD's on eBay, it's alllll-good!

Hans Zimmer is amazing - I hear a guy who has absorbed ALL the works of the great classical composers, and distilled their awesome essence into his themes. He REALLY knows how to get the hairs on the back of the neck up, doesn't he?

Hans, you ROCK!

Random threats on the internet? Really Gentlemen? They achieve nothing.

If that little twonk had smashed my car window, I'd break the feckkers' neck.

Why are people mentioning One Direction? This is Elton John, a guy who plays classical piano, a man who writes songs. One Direction are an utterly disposable collective of Yoofs who 'sing' after a fashion, but are only capable of poaching the golden songs of established genuine artists - and de...

"... I guess this means, one of them had to be created..."

You don't know much about the difference in cell-replication through either Meiosis or Mitosis, do you? It took aeons before larger creatures evolved from smaller, simpler ones.

Your Biology teacher in your high-school could have answe...

Are you on drugs, Son?

I couldn't see or hear a damn thing.

Idiot.

@Taekcreed ...AND B-J was a very promising boxer too, but I'm so glad he used his hands on the piano instead!

I've given it a listen, but there's no tingle for me - it's not MY idea of the Blues, nor anything I'll be coming back to again.

Nope.

I'm a guitarist, and love to play this, but this is a track I will also noodle along to on the piano too - give it a try!

I believe she is saying "Blackguard", which is an insult I've not heard in a while! It is defined as "a thoroughly-unprincipled person", "one of the lowest servants of a large-house, who would clean the sooty pots & pans" and also "a common, crude, lecherous, cheating scoundrel, given to swearin...

@FugaSlugga Ohh, REALLY? You ARE talented! YOU can listen with MY ears, and tell me what I hear? That's incredible!

Far as I could tell, MJ used to sing "For 40 days and for 40nites, I was gomba site, but whoo can slan when she's in demand being the one? The chair-lift's not mahh sun."

MJ's...

As an Englishman, with traceable roots back past 1066, I find it incredible that White American Republicans can get SO steamed-up about immigration, when they are, to qoute Bulushi, "descendants of the worst kick-out scum of Europe". Whitey is NOT interested in the low-tech food farming jobs whic...

This was a seriously studied performance - at times I think the band have been "yeah, let's just bang out 'Local-Hero' and we're back to the hotel/coach/airport" - but THIS time, it was given the respect it deserves, and allowed to breathe. An ear-bath. ;-)

"Cat-a-tonic" state? Bless him!

Hi from England Kyoko,

This has really cheered me up! You got such a bright, rock-a-billy tone from your Telecaster - I really hope we get to jam together sometime, but you are the Master, and am just the young Apprentice.

I hope you have a wonderful Christmas, and I look forward to enjoying...

Your Mom is very pretty, and I'd have said looks about thirty years old!

Sweet tone and phrasing. Please, Big Guy, try some S A L A D, we want you around a while longer than it looks like you may last. :-((

Tommy the Aussie took this biatch of a tune "Out-Back", and kicked it to pieces!

Awesome speed and control.

Hi shadownemmy, have you heard Eric Claptons' "Let It Grow"? It's a great ballad, beautifully written, with a very similar structure and chords to this one, but Eric wrote it before this came out! Listen to the two of them, and you can't help but think that it influenced the Eagles - but we all...

What a wonderful nut-job Nina is.

XXXX's to you Nina.

Cameron Diaz's even-more-gorgeous sister? With the voice of an utter angel.

Her vocal control is really quite something.

I accept Darwinism, that we are descended from primates. Sometimes it's hard to swallow though.

0hh FFS more of this stupid blocking!

EPIC FAIL!!

Very sad sound. Sucks.

Years back, I used to sometimes play on a short 9-hole golf course with a few friends. One day one was away, another was ill, the other had car trouble, so I went round alone, just for the practice with my Walkman on and 461 Ocean Boulevard in my ears. I usually shot between 31 and 35, on what i...

"...defying the Laws of Gravity..."

Yeah, and the Laws of MUSIC! Jeeez, you need to listen to this yourself, Katy.

Ermm, I think I understand. But I'm not moved, or impressed.