Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design .
First was a butcher, smart with wit, Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin, By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt, He sucked it and f***ed it and called it a c*nt!