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@humbhenri indeed it is

@RogerVhees you are my new God

@sonbuhitsunei dire wolves had a larger, denser bone set, which meant they were a stockier breed. saying that it wouldn't weigh 150 pounds because it was only 2 feet tall is like saying that a human couldn't possibly come to weigh up to 300 pounds because they're only 5'5. There are other factors...

@kodyman20 fun fact - that was the kid who wrote this movie

for the record, Michael Swaim was using the "Tosh.0"/"Web Soup" format on Cracked TV for at least a year before both of those shows aired...

no Snake eyes quotes? "They've got lights, cameras, just bitchin technology!"

that scene always bothered me. I didn't see him slip a condom on. She's a porn star dude, she has sex for a living, sometimes unprotected. You don't know what she has...

then Deborah calls Dexter and he comes in and wraps those skanks in plastic...

8:34 worst decision ever

is that Alexander Skarsgard with dreds?

this was fantastic. what programs did you use?

I've seen this episode about 15 times, and I didn't get the "Smooth Criminal" reference until just now. I'm an idiot.

@ernand023noypi well, Hulk almost beat Thor to death, so... Hulk doesn't turn back to Bruce Banner when he's "weak", he turns back to Banner when he's calm. Which doesn't happen while he's being attacked. When he's being attacked, he gets angrier, which only makes him stronger.

I'm confused by the "yeah I see a nose ring, might as well be a bulls eye" lyric though. Is he saying he wants to have sex with her nose?

"why do you rap... like shit?" lmao

@Magasma1 maybe you don't understand how stand up comedy works. you have to test jokes in front of many different audiences to see if they're worth telling.