CANNIBoy's channel

dont forget to smile xD

Should have arrested them for loitering. Loitering IS A CRIME. Move along sirs... Dumb cops.

its officers like her that clog up our justice system and prison cells with non-criminals and all cos she wanted to save face and get her own way. Good on you for knowing your rights good sir. PS i hope you weren't going to be anti-social after the camera was turned off.

awesome riff - however I would be highly surprised if the new album goes "this type of heavy".

CANNOT WAIT TO FIND OUT ! ! ! ! ! !

3:00 - 3:30 = priceless

Turtle rhymes :D

thumbs if your ears say "yum!"

at 1:41 i already think you are awesome CollectionDX - oh and your voice reminds me of Phillip Seymore Hoffman peace

giggity giggity goo

@roadjam and little girls... :/

in 20 years time EVE will be SIMPLY AMAZING, until then, it's not tempting me to part with my hard earned money...

I need to know the pattern! I don't know the patter yet! it's a weird-ass fucking new pattern! LOL

i had crabs with giant claws once, i nearly lost both my girlfriends rings

would anyone like to see another 2D earthworm jim game>

Women and children first....

lol - never, not in a million years my friend... ;)

@ashland1977 Yes, newscasters are mostly idiots. And yes, there are lots of conspiracy nuts out there as well; Imaginative people who in my opinion should be channeling their creative talent into exercises like writing film, theater or music- many could- & well! However, the official story of 9/1...

Hey- 'how do you blind a woman?' ... 'Put her behind the wheel of a car!' ...(or, in this specific example, ... 'in the saddle of a bike', but hey- it's only a joke right? I mean, who wants to hear a joke having to be explained to them because it doesn't exactly fit the circumstances but still ha...

anyone tell me the name of the movie at 2:23 - 2:30? I just can't recall that scene!!! too much to young i guess. i don't even remember my first beer!

This was hard to masturbate to. ...Damn music kept putting me off!

@SaffronSkunk lol - yeah, i know. Funny thing is, I've never even sen star wars!

I do like to wank a lot though... hehehehehe

this video is actually HD - you just masturbate too much...

0:55 - someone ate Augustus Gloop!

@dicaptainavexp must have seen my tiny penis lol

That dudes got ALL my foreplay moves! My favorite is flailing my girls arms in and out, but she loves it most when i keep bending her arms at the elbow... Damn, this dude must be spying on me... XD

shit-yourself funny

shit-yourself funny

@xoxILoveCatsxox Hi there. Just bought the software, as it was cheap and painless. It works a charm. A little bit slow, but hey, I can't complain! Now having fun streaming my iMovies and TVshows to my PS3 using YAZSOFT PLAYBACK- which with my WiFi reception, works best in 720p. (1080p is just lag...

@cpukid00 it must be then! 720p works just fine anyways- so I'm chuffed enough

fucking legend

2:30 *x*x*MWAH*x*x*

@burneeingcore me too my friend, me too... >:\

He should have put a lump of coal between his butt cheeks at the start. By the end he'd have had a diamond!

@416asshole lol cool beans... I've always said you spell it with a silent C... x

and i am a pacifist

well- the pictures between 0:00 and 0:35 i mean.

in 1987- they started to drill the Channel Tunnel. I asked, wouldn't it be easier to build a bridge instead? "A 21 mile bridge?" they asked little 5 year old me, "That's too far to build a bridge!" I'm an unrecognized fucking genius lol

;) jokes

I'd love to shout in a real panicked voice, "GET OFF!!!! THERE'S TOO MANY OF YOU ON THERE!!! IT'S GONNA COLLAPSE!" just for the shit of it! hahaha- i got jokes x

Wouldn't if you paid me.

No, strike that. Physically couldn't, whether you paid me or not! lol

Heres a clean joke.

Mum balloon, dad balloon & baby balloon. Baby balloon has a nightmare and tries to get in2 bed with mum & dad. He can't fit. He undoes his mums knot and lets some air out, undoes his dads knot and lets some air out, then undoes his own knot and lets some air out. He finally j...