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In this very special educational descriptional box i shall tell you magical words and texts through your monitor.

If your computer bursts into flames as you read this don't blame me, blame your mom...

Who am i ? -- an african extra terrestrial
What are my sports ? -- getting fat.
Why am i cool ? -- ask your grandmother.
what is my favorite food ? -- fresh crap from the toilet.
My friend ? -- Barney the PURPLE dinosaur.

that will be 5 $ :P

(for all trolls and rapists)
i live in crackville, newyork
my address is 555, go ****yourself st.
my zip code is 11111
my phone is 111-1111
my cell is 111-1112
my mom's phone is NO RAPING MY MOM PLZ NOAW
my dad's phone is I HOPE YOUR NOT GAY

Thank you very much.

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