Butt-Shafts!

Butt-Shafts were put together in early 2010, formed by the rock gods Adam Flottmeyer and Cliff Calhoun. They got the inspiration for making the band after reading such literature as Romeo and Juliet, though they cover many different subjects, not just love. These subjects include nature, physical attraction, diversity, and other such matter. They once auditioned for a competition to see who was the greatest singer in the known universe. Though they did not win, it was not for their lack of skill, but because they're too ahead of their time to be completely admired as they should be. Even as the lyrical masters they are, they still pay tribute to some lesser bands, such as Motorhead and Nirvana by helping them get noticed by covering some of their songs. They describe themselves as, quote "the heaviest, most serious band in existence". Though some of their songs may not appear to be as serious as they really are, a deeper look into the lyrical work reveals a deeper mind than you could ever imagine. They have memorized every word in several dictionaries, and intend to eventually use them all in at least one song. Butt-Shafts make so much money just from their band practice (even though they don't need to, they just know every song each other think of), that they have filled up all 8 of their blood diamond mansions to the brim. Even though they could buy more, they've bought all the blood diamonds in the world, so cannot make any more room from the money they've made. Despite that, donations will be accepted and appreciated in increments no less than $100 bills. In conclusion, Butt-Shafts are gods and the future of music for generations to come. BUTT POWER!

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