Mostly poodles.

Also: How in the hell are the neighbors not peeking over the fence telling this kid to keep it down? He's gotta be at it every day...

Wait, wait... a year has passed since you posted this. So maybe you ARE dead. : \

The sad thing is, based on the attitude this kid displays in this video and his general body language and attitude, he is likely a bully at school. I could be wrong, but I remember many jackass gingers in elementary and middle school who picked on everyone and literally beat them into the ground ...

Also, try being a ginger for a day? I'm reasonably sure it's easier than being, I dunno, gay? Mentally handicapped? Arab-American? There's always someone who has it worse. Doesn't mean you shouldn't fight the stereotype, but it also doesn't mean the victim card solves anything.

@aryan18ns And here we see a prime example of why white supremacists fail to breed in sufficient numbers to sustain their population. Nearly every word out of their mouths is pure mental masturbation, a discussion with an audience of one. I can say without a doubt that every person in this video...

No. No. Just no. I would like to drop everyone participating in this "rap video" off in Compton just for laughs.

They call themselves Beliebers?!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lookit his face after he's done crying. He's thinking, "God, this is so easy. All these emotionally unstable prepubescent females... putty in my hands... my army will soon be complete." I wonder how far the average Bieber fan would take it if Jus...

Freakin' sick, man. I stumbled upon Yonas not too long ago and he's a complete blast of fresh air. No pretension here - you can tell he's having fun with his music and most every song he's put out there rings with genuine emotion. Great to see someone break into the hip hop game without having to...

BAHAHAHAHA! The Saudi Arabia of natural gas! The Saudi Arabia of coal! Remember how the young liberal vote was galvanized when McCain & Palin announced their presidential bid? Imagine the backlash if this woman gets on the ticket.

Maaaaan, how could I not think of this before? These apes obviously can't control themselves. If I grab a sign like Mr. Kimmel's, peacefully display it at a Tea Party protest, and forgo police protection, one of the Tea Baggers is BOUND to assault me. So long as I keep my hidden camera in tow, I'...

@NCthrashers So according to the logic you've just used, the law you've articulated that explains the fundamental nature of the universe... who created God? If something cannot be made from nothing, how did God come to be? Either God is nothing because your law is a law, or God is something and y...

Hahahaha, funny stuff. For anyone curious about where Steve is coming from, he is an evangelical Christian: "You sitting up there talking to a dude and he tells you he’s an atheist, you need to pack it up and go home. You talking to a person who don’t believe in God… what’s his moral barometer? W...

@ghuuddaa How many jobs did Trump create when all those casinos of his defaulted on their loans and when the entire Trump enterprise declared numerous bankruptcies? For the record, I believe his Atlantic City casinos filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection three times, and I readily concede I ...

My heart hurts when I listen to this but in the best possible way. When I close my eyes, I see all the natural processes of the earth unfolding in poignant fast-motion - buds opening, birds courting, lightning flashing, lions hunting, fish leaping, people reading, sandstorms brewing. Love it. Mak...

Comedy Central knew he was going to bomb. They knew that everyone watching would rally together in their hatred of this ridiculousness and boo in a way that cannot be denied. They didn't book him because he's funny. They booked him because we hate him.

@jodimest Speak for yourself. I've never purchased anything with his name attached to it. I was a discerning teenager. :P

Man, he looks delicious...

WOOOOOOOW. I feel like I'm so late to the party. R.I.P. Eyedea. I went digging around the internet for some new underground hip-hop and I stumble on these two. FLY. Freakin' 8 minutes of that! Sway was like, "Jesus Christ, guys, sorry I asked." New fan for life!

@starraider113 Seeing as how you ignored my point yet again to make your own unrelated point, I can only conclude that discourse is the absolute last thing you're seeking. Your ad hominem attack on my intelligence notwithstanding, your piecemeal analysis of the virtues of Reagonamics would requir...

@StrainPesteHotare To my knowledge, the term "friends" is a bit too strong. They tolerate the presence of humans, and I believe documentation of wild orca attacks on people is scant at best. In areas where there is frequent contact between the two, orcas can learn to use people to their advantage...

@chewerz Yes, well, that was sort of my point. I was highlighting the marvelous human ability to create fictions.

@Silvertaker Because atheists are usually freethinkers who disdain being grouped into a singular entity with one unalterable voice, I'm finding it hard to understand your displeasure. Richard Dawkins, prominent and combative atheist, says lots of things I don't necessarily agree with. Do I get an...

Just...WOW. I just discovered Infected Mushroom and I'm amazed. I want this played at my funeral.