omfg it's today!!!!

- My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone. But I know who did. Or rather "what" did. Of course, it can't be for sure, because our investigation was interrupted. But our work in theory, is that were looking for some kind of Vengeful Spirit.

- For your sake, I hope your lying. 'Cause if it's true I swear to God I will march into hell myself, and I will slaughter each and every one of you evil sons of b*tches, so help me God!

-I shot the Sheriff
- But you didn't shoot the deputy.

- You think your being funny but your being really really childish... Sam Winchester wears make-up... Sam Winchester cries his way through sex... Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up he... OK ENOUGH!!

- You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
- Dude! Could you be more gay? Don't answer that.

- Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we're gay?

- I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

- Come on man. I know Sam, OK? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the Internet for porn.

- You know, that's what you said when you snaked my ATM card, or when you bailed on my graduation, or when you hooked up with Rachel Nayv.
- Who?
- Uh, my prom date. On prom night.
- *under his breath* Yeah, that does kinda sound like me.

- Can I shoot her?
- Not in public.

- I brought you out of hell, I can throw you back in.

- (on phone) Cas, it's Dean. Yeah, room 31 C, basement level, St. James Medical Center -
- (appears in front of him) I'm there now.
- Yeah, I get that.
- I'm gonna hang up now.
- Right.

- (Into cell phone) This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes!

- What the hell?
- Guess again.

- I will find you!
- Maybe so, but today you're my little b*tch.

- I found a liquor store.
- And?
- I drank it

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