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Looks like they were comparing blowing techniques....

"Just like real TP"

Alright, OTG, I don't know anymore....

Better yet, a Fist of the North Star future, complete with head-explodey martial arts.

@Unclemoosetouch If they make a new Batman movie with The Penguin in it, Patton HAS to be it! lol

You should just take the chill pills the doc prescribed you and shut the fuck up. Zionist Jews run the American media? You're still running with this old shit? It's far more likely that as cable television and other forms of media grew, many wealthy businessmen invested heavily in them with the i...

@Masterchief542 Alternatively, "yeah, that time I dropped acid and walked through my bathroom wall and ended up in my childhood home."

@Sportslover257 Given what Newt's been saying lately, I'd say he's fucking nuts too. "By the end of my second term, we will have a permanent, American base on the moon". What's he going to do, go Dr. Evil and hold the world ransom with his "LAY-ZER"?

@TerenceTriple81 He was raised Roman Catholic, and I would assume he's going off what he read or heard from the preacher. What he knows may be wrong according to you if you aren't Catholic, or if the preacher was full o' shit.

Seriously, why the fuck can't we make "arrow to the knee" jokes anymore? It started just like any other retarded ass meme on the internet, and it's origin was innocent enough. But thanks to a bunch of pretentious assclowns who make like they are the kings of internet dumbfuckery, if you make an "...

Hahaha!! I got the feeling that when she asked if he thought he could stop masturbating for good, he probably would have said, "No, if I did that I would be in the headlines a month from now, and it would be a mugshot of me half covered in blood". Such a great show, and comedian.

@TheWisdomUnlimited Uhh, I believe the fellow you are talking to is essentially on your side. Good job putting Dark Magician into attack mode though, brah.

@metathus1488 They're moreover douchebag hippies who think protesting still has power when you're challenging the people in power in a country like the US. Come on now, they can just muff their ears with wads of cash! Now if you were to, I don't know, cut off their big toe and shove it up their a...

"Right aren't rights if someone can just take 'em away" - George Carlin

Anyone who had a friend who's significant other controlled that friend knows that the first way they cut them off is to intercept phone calls or E-mail, severing the lines of communication and information. The most convenien...

It doesn't really matter if you throw bogus info, just by accessing the login page your IP address is logged, and if they really want to find out more they can track you down from there. Though honestly, so long as you offer nothing incriminating or too personal it's not a big deal, all you have ...

@cptoblivios How is he any different from Bill Gates at that point? Actually, Microsoft rips off other products constantly. The only original product they made was Windows OS, and we've all seen how that's been doing through the years. Hell, even the Xbox had features from the Sega Dreamcast. And...

@SalaComMander Sodium Chloride (table salt) is a nutrient. Water is used to facilitate nutrient and waste delivery and to keep tissue moist.

@xTheOxx We can't make jokes about the miraculous drugs pharmaceutical companies make, but the joke about the meth addicts' popcorn farts is fine? Fuck you, Mister King of Comedy.

@mchandler2112 Then let's bypass the child porn and go right for puppy rectums filled with heroin.

This video is the kind of thing Patton Oswalt was talking about in his bit on 80's metal, specifically the awesome "musicians altering the physical properties of things with the power of their rocking" part. You don't fuck with a guy that can create flocks of doves with his singing. You just don't.

Everything from the solo through the last chorus blew my balls off. Seriously, could somebody be a darling and come help me look for them? lol

@moosesR1337 Seriously? The laser gun is unlocked after you beat the game on proffesional mode. God forbid the game developer give you a new game plus goodie for beating the game on hard.

>kids think cell phones were invented in early 2000s

What the fuck are History teachers teaching? We were taught about the telephone's invention. Soon enough all the kids will think Al Gore invented the internet....

Wait, did Ricardo speak English in the beginning? Didn't know he knew that too, what a multilingual mother lover. And he sounded like any white guy from USA's west coast lol

@Railfan1TV All of my wat

I think this video is actually an argument for there being no god. It's also a grand argument for violent eugenics.

@ChristianFaithVideos The keyword in any religion is "belief". My belief in no deity is just as unable or able to be proven as your belief in God. So, instead of trying to change someone's mind on what they believe, why don't you go enjoy the life that all of us are so lucky to have? C'mon, you o...

>"Matter has always existed, which is impossible"

You don't know that, and you can't prove it in any way. Can't you Christians just sit back and enjoy the show? You always gotta ruin my good time.

This video is the result of teaching your child to be a Christian first and a human second. Actually, no, this isn't a result of any true religion, this is what happens when your ignorant ass mistakes church for school.

So...Hot...BLOODED!! I assume they forged the metal components of their instruments inside a volcano, during an eruption.

To be honest, if you watch The Daily Show regularly you'll see Jon tear into politicians or the other major offenders pretty viciously at least one segment a week. I think Carlin made a good call at the end of the video.

@MrNumeroid

>Opera

Geez, why don't you just download Safari and get with the times, man.

Was...was I just trolled? I say that because of the "Gromit impression", or else I would have thought it was some little kid.

1:15 Bad trip, maaan, bad trip!!

@Krakthor The hell is a two gram weed head? Also, it's probably because the smoke affected his system more than it regularly would, possibly because he had a respiratory infection. Or he took too big a hit and held it too long and passed out from a lack of oxygen. All I know is that I've seen peo...

@Magslova

Sure...if you can't detach yourself from your faith enough to enjoy it.

Wow, he does say "Gow-ron". Maybe he just got done watching some Full Metal Panic? lol

Actually, I'm pretty sure Clinton started witch-hunting for bin Laden. Unless you were talking about H.W. Bush, though I honestly wouldn't know if he tried to find him or how hard he tried if he did. Then again, given what HW was involved in or had knowledge of prior to being president, I doubt w...

This series should really be aired on American cartoon channels. A lot of people complain about children with low self esteem and confidence, and I can't really think of a better way to introduce children to the idea of determination and willpower helping you overcome difficulties. The violence a...

The kid from GaoGaiGar's name is Mamoru, I think. He gets pretty ballsy in the second half of the show, for essentially being an artificially made space fairy.

Oh shit, I watched someone play a Mars level in Nobi Nobi Boy, and it raises 3 big questions: Why is that astronaut riding a bike? Why is that worm driving a boot? And how much of what drugs does one take to gain the inspiration to create something like this?

>One of them references America's Army

Oh, these guys do seem to have a fair amount of knowledge of video games

>mediocre rip-off of Call of Duty

Hooooly shit, nevermind.

I thought the zero system gave a boost to hit and evade rates, but I'm not sure. It makes sense given that what it's supposed to do is essentially tell the pilot what the future of the battle will be, kinda acting like Wing's newtype equivalent imo.

@pto4833 Yeah, he plays a pimp in that lol. He also voices the character named "A pimp named Slickback" (everything in quotes is his name rofl) on the animated series The Boondocks.

I think common sense would more often dictate that the US government is lying about something than not. It's actually when they stop lying or explaining things that I wonder what the hell is going on.

@panzertiger2000 They don't teach many details in history classes in a lot of public schools unless they have a way to apply that knowledge to an average person's life or involve some part of the US's history, at least in the schools I attended. A lot of high schools in my area are switching to a...

To be honest, a fan-made Tyrone Biggums video could be a lot worse. At least he was out in public, I would anticipate a video done in someone's backyard. It would have been better if he interacted with people, like if he looked at some furniture and asked a customer or worker what would be most c...

@christian200068 No, this happens with ghosts and revenants mostly, usually when there's a lot of lag. I've seen it happen on Hemorrhage where a revenant fell from the sky and exploded upon landing. First time I saw it too, I was so confused lol.

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