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Armybratville, 3rd stone from the Sun

United States

Yes, I work for a living.

Virtual Television, Inc.

University of South Florida, BA & MA, NYU SCE film

Creating film and video, reading up on history, geopolitics and aviation, consuming mass quantities of mass media, playing guitar and bass, spreading frosting with a paper knife, frying bread in Wesson oil, squeezing the Charmin, and marveling at the ingenuity inherent in those jars of peanut butter that already have the jelly mixed in 'em.

Godfathers I and II, Apocalypse Now, The Wizard of Oz, Citizen Kane, Videodrome, Animal House, The Big Lebowski, To Die For, The Player, Taxi Driver, Shawshank Redemption, The Three Stooges (as long as it's one with Curly), The Matrix, The King of Comedy, Reservoir Dogs, The Time Machine (1960), Sunset Boulevard, White Heat (1949), The Inspector General, The Onion Field, The African Queen, The Great Escape, On the Waterfront, U2: Rattle and Hum, Quiz Show, Network, The Big Sleep, High Plains Drifter, The French Connection, Platoon, Dirty Harry, The Terminator, Raging Bull, Fargo, Midnight Express, Papillon, Soylent Green, Caddyshack, Bonnie and Clyde, The Caine Mutiny, Dr. Strangelove, Goodfellas, Reds, The Wild Bunch, Seinfeld, Star Trek, Barney Miller, Green Acres, anything that ends with This has been a Virtual Television, Inc. production, everything from the Excellence in Broadcasting network, South Park, MST3K, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Futurama, The Sara Silverman Program, Jeopardy, and that episode of Gilligan's Island where they almost get rescued, but Gilligan does something really stupid that screws everything up and they stay marooned.

U2, Allman Bros, The Stones, Beatles, Who, Danielle Ate The Sandwich, REM, BTE, SRV, Blink 182, original line up of Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zep, Springsteen back in the day, Jane's Addiction, Tool, Count Basie, The Reverend Billy C. Wirtz, Duke Ellington, Dave Bruhbek, Mozart, Amy Winehouse, Christina Aguillera, Pink, Kate Bush, no Britney or J-Lo, none of the time.

Anything by Bernard Goldberg, Bill Gunston, Frederick Forsyth, John Keegan, Mike Spick, Hunter S. Thompson, Joe Queenan, Ann Coulter, Stephen Ambrose, Kurt Vonnegut, David Brinkley, William Safire, Jonathan Swift, H. Marshall McLuhan, Mark Twain, William F. Buckley, Jr., a player to be named later.