I am rude to those I pity.

They attempt to offend me and find out that I'm a badass ompeekiuwa that will eat a boob. Boobirs.

Encyclopedia Dramatica is for fat Juggalos with blue waffles and penile STDs.
Your argument is invalid.

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Twilight: A gay movie of a gay book of a gay author of a gay generation of a gay era.

If you say Indie music sucks, you listen to ICP, Slipknot, Disturbed, Korn, ect. amirite?

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I don't accept invites or PMs telling me to subscribe from random strangers.
I don't accept messages asking to watch that awesome new video of yours.
I don't mind a good trolling every once and a while. Troll against protroll. I'll win.

Last but not least, I don't care what your freaking username says, YOU'RE NOT THE OFFICIAL ANYTHING.

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