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The boom is the part on a sailing ship that holds out the sail. When the ship turns, it swings across, comically hitting anyone in the way.

I have a sort of fearful respet for Anonymous. On the one hand, I really haven't done (or plan to do) anything to piss them off, and am one of those "ordianry citizens" that they say they protect. On the other, they're fucking ANONYMOUS. That name has come to, in my mind, be associated with mobs ...

The corpses of the creatures killed by Fenton.

@Starstron The word "inexistent" is nonexistent.

Thumbs up if you already knew what a demiguise was.

The Hangover Part 3: Alcohol Poisoning

So is his name now Old Knight Verigan Peculiar?

I giggled a little bit when I heard Hank referred to as "Mr. Green." He will always be 'Hank' to me, whether he's my teacher or not.

I'd clone Ray and use him as a foot stool.

Get well soon, Emile.

@cmc178 And Ezio Auditore, too. He's the only reason that I will play SoulCalibur V.

Pink slime sounds like the sludge from that episode of Spongebob where they were making Krabby Patties on a conveyer belt. I would prefer to never have to look at it, much less ingest it. Maybe I should tell my kids to avoid any meat that they didn't kill and butcher themselves.

Wait... Are all of the trails named after dungeons from Pikmin 2? Holy crap!

My mom stopped thinking that video games were worthless when I showed her the Sci Show video about gamers solving complex molecular problems that trained scientists spend decades on. She now plays Angry Birds and the LEGO games. Baby steps.

I kind of wish that they would pick this series back up. It was hilarious, and Terraria is more in-depth than Minecraft.

McNugget whore. If the STDs don't get her, the godawful food will.

Yay! We got to 'meet' Ashley! I like her. She seems cool.

I've recently started paying attention to the fact that Charlie makes perfect eye contact in EVERY video. It makes me feel bad when I'm listening to a video, but looking at something else.

My New Year's Resolution was to beat every Zelda game in order. Even the shitty DS ones. I've got a lot of work to do...

@TheArchsage74 That's a good point. I always assumed that he was telling the player to wait while he shouted to Peeko.

Is it weird that the cash register is my favorite character?

I have done the "no internet" thing before, and I'm not crazy about it. Of course, I organize my dates and such the old-fashioned way, (meaning not at all) so I use technology specifically for recreational purposes.

I would actually pay $14.95 for Jesse to teach me how to be a tree.

*insert unnecessary "wood" joke here*

Simon and Hannah could play this for Fright Night, maybe. It doesn't look SCARY, so much as creepy and bizarre.

I'm drinking Gay Homo Fag.

Monkey Shirt WIN

I spent New Year's eating soft cookies and telling perverts on Omegle to go kill themselves. I think it's going to be a good year.

TB has the voice of God. Holy crap.

Of course, this is confirmed in the end of Portal 2, so...

My favorite present was a hand-knitted bag that my mom's friend made. I spent Christmas day in the middle of Nowhere, AL with my family and had a generally nice day.

Youtube's Christmas snowflake effect adds to the atmosphere.

While others in the comments wonder when the Yogscast will resume other series, I wonder when they'll start reading the damn text.

Superglue. I want tons of the stuff. Or a donation to charity. Either one works.

How to word this so that I don't sound like a troll... Yeah, it sucks. Sorry.

A few years ago my dad went crazy because he found a video on Youtube that "warned" about lock-bumping. (Breaking a key in a lock to open a door.) Essentially, this "warning" was a set of instructions for thieves, so my dad went out and bought a bunch of combination locks for everything in the ho...

This may or may not be interesting to you, Hank, but when Katherine reaches the "trials" in Skyward Sword, you might want to stick around and watch. I doubt she'll break down and panic like I did, but hey. You never know.

Ray. I want Ray.

I only use Facebook because my friends don't invite me to parties in person anymore, even though I see them all day, everyday.

This is amazing! TB has a great voice. (Sadly, I missed a few lines due to the fact that I was laughing so loud.)