"It all started in the early years of childhood. His first gaming console changed his life... years and years of time, wasted on the games produced in the maggot infested bowels of a donkey. Then, one crisp day. He was the first person he knew to get that game... the moment it hit shelves.. and he brought home, he popped it in... and he cried. In a corner for days on end, not eating or sleeping. Just tears and screams of a man brought to his knees, by a crappy game. Once he came too, he finally realized his purpose in life.... and that was to show the world what games are good, and what games SUCK!"