Hi! I'm Ryan. I'm originally from the South, but now I'm calling the Northeast home. I've pretty much lived everywhere/nowhere up and down the East Coast. The only thing I was able to retain from livin' down south was a bit of an accent, and manners - that's it! I'm a southern gentlemen, but not exactly conservative. I've grown accustomed to the Northeast's whole middle-finger in the air mentality. I've also seen a lot of shit in my life that has made me a damn down to earth guy - I hope. I can talk my ass off, and I hope to channel this into a career in radio or TV, so choose your friends now. I fucking work hard. Plus, I'll more than likely shock you with my sweetness. There's no point to living your life acting like an asshole, you know?
Plus.... I wear freakin' K SWISS! My penis is the only thing on my body that I like. I'm attracted to really bitchy, complicated girls. I slightly miss high school. NOT. Haha. I sing in the shower - and in tha car. And I'd expect you to fuckin' sing right beside me. I unappologetically listen to shit music. Coldplay's "Fix You" made me cry - as did the Rugrats Mother's Day special. I think marriage is gay. I hate Oreos. I want steak. My neighbors know me as the naked boy. I lick before I stick. I feel like I'm forgetting something...
Age
25
Hometown
Dixie
Country
United States
Occupation
student, intern, waiter
Interests
addictions (I've had 'em) - anti-bush (wonder why) - autumn (best season ever - being independent (is good) - blondes (hot) - bubble wrap (I was a bad boy who popped) - cds (150+) - christmas (Easter is gay) - cities (big ones) - college (but not debt) - condoms (they suck, but so does AIDS) - connecticut (my new home) - coolness (it's cool) - crest toothpaste (Whitening Expressions Vanilla Mint) - democratic party (I'm registered) - depression (check) - determination (check) - directv (oh yeah) - family (why I am who I am) - friends (i'd die without them) - hillary clinton (God walks) - working out (luv) - kissing (luv) - lasagna (I make) - laughter (I need) - masturbating (absolutely nessessary) - finding a meaning (gotta) - my hair (the morning's first priority) - new england (heaven) - california (heaven west) - nighttime (my time) - nyc (omg) - pepsi (I'm a pepsi guy) - boxer briefs (they're sexy, right?) - photography (love) - radio (my passion) - sarcasm (when appreciated) - sex (my downfall) - shopping (love) - sleeping (with you. haha) - speeding (on 91) - summer (might be as good as fall) - superhighways (gridlock excites me) - suvs (i don't care. they're awesome) - talking (I do it a lot) - the beach (favorite) - therapy (again, absolutely nessessary) - video games (racers) - walking or running (or flying) - west virginia (my roots) - wendy williams (hilarious) - yoo-hoo (sweet)