CHRIS ARP = FAIL GUITARIST

My cock is so big, it has it's own cock, and my cock's cock is bigger than your cock.

FUCK SCENE KIDS!!!

WORST BANDS:
1-Attack! Attack! (Seriously?)
2-The Devil Wears Prada (See above)
3-PsyOpus (worst guitarist ever)
4-Dr. Acula (Again, see #1)
5-Bring MeThe Horizon (I could write a New York Times column about this band)
6-Chiodos (HAHAHAHA)
7-Saosin (Worst singer ever)
8-A Skylit Drive (See #6)
9-Nirvana (Kurt deserved it!!!)
10- (new) Cryptopsy (Sellouts)

Other bands that smoke the pole...
-Meshuggah (the M is for "monotonous")
-Cannibal Corpse (yes you read that properly)
-Autopsy (slow and boring IMO)
-Psycroptic (Techdeath - solos = NOT TECHDEATH)
-Brain Drill (wankwank shitty vocals wankwank)
-Most black metal bands
-Devourment, and all $lam deathmetal in general (or as I like to call it, "Deathcore in Denial")
-(some) thrash revival bands (too generic)
-Dismember (not sucky, just not worth it)
-Lil Wayne
-Soulja BITCH
-Amy Winehouse (She has eyebrows like Dr. Spock from Star Trek)
-The Fall of Troy (THANK GOD THEY'RE GONE)
-The Dillinger Escape Plan
-Gaahl-era Gorgoroth

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