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"You explain to the 7-year-old that what he's done is violent and that's not acceptable in society. Then you take him into his bedroom and give him 15 licks."

Lol@irony

@AthCliath23 That's a little harsh. What distinguishes you from any other person born on the island of Ireland? The place of birth of your known ancestors? If you go back far enough I'm certain you'll find English blood in you. To argue that someone should return to Britain because they great...

@robertjamesfrost It's a fallacy to assume that people weren't always confrontational morons. You might have grown up around people who weren't like this (god knows I did) but the general public has acted like this for a very long time.

Filtering is fine, but the "filter at all costs" mentality which some cyclists have (the mentality that pushes them to "filter" through red lights, the wrong way up a one-way street, or the wrong side of a lorry) is just ridiculously dangerous.

"I saw Giovanna today."

"Giovanna's dead."

Never get tired of the "it's a moneymaking scam" thing. "Oh, giving cashiers money when you take milk out of a shop is just a moneymaking scam, I'll just take this milk away" - don't like it, don't use milk.

@kmcyc No you don't, you spend the entirety of the fast-forwarded portion of the video just far enough out into the road to prevent cars from getting by. That is, unless your path is blocked by stopped traffic - that is the only time you're inside the cycle lane. I take your point that they're ...

@bhampakithugz I am concerned that she chose not to eat halal because she is anti-Islam, rather than making the choice out of any deeply-held philosophical standpoint. But halal isn't just ordinary meat that's had prayers said over it - I choose not to eat halal because it involves slaughtering ...

Did you ever collect your stop-search form? What were the grounds for the search?

I'm always amused at violent protests like this - anyone who understands anything of how the British treated the Irish is either not fussed because the oppression ended a long time ago, or is sat at home peacefully grumbling to themselves. Meanwhile, idiots who have seen an excuse to riot take t...

HUGE NOISES!

Tiny willies.

@DeutscherTodesengel Don't you feel that carrying a gun also elevates you above the ordinary citizen? You're supposed to be part of the community, not above it. People won't be able to relate to you if you're carrying a deadly weapon at all times and they're legally prohibited from doing the same.

@InspctrClouseau Hilarious, except France is very much first-world.

@kmcyc There are times when I can safely drive on the cross-hatching as a car user, but I don't, even if a driver ahead has offended me and I'm going to be sat in a queue for a while. If you want equal respect as a road user you have to follow all the rules yourself. If you don't feel safe over...

@NuclearD420 Mmmm, dunno, I'd be pretty happy to call this assault if I saw it. Offences Against the Person Act if you're interested (you're probably not) - an assault is putting someone in immediate fear that unlawful violence is about to be used against them, and that's exactly what this guy w...

@22skiddoo No, the crime isn't "not giving your details", that's the grounds for the arrest. The offence you'd be arrested for is overtaking on a zig-zag. You can arrest if you have grounds - e.g. if you don't know or don't believe the supplied name or address, or to protect a child or vulnerab...

Christ, look at the girl he's with... she's absolutely petrified. I would be too. He spends more time looking at you than looking at the road ahead.

"God is love... [smash] and we love because God first loved us." Way to practice what you preach there, reverend.

@op3l So what? The guy gets out of the car and assaults the cyclist. Violence is only OK in the immediate defence of life, limb or property, and it must be proportionate - i.e. just enough to achieve your aims and no more. What you've described, and what I suspect this is, is excessive and ret...

I mean, I haven't actually finished watching the video yet, but this guy could NOT look or sound less like the very competent IT professional he obviously is. Way to break stereotypes!

Yup. Dunno.

Does the jungle jail have a roof? No, so he can smoke where he wants and she can't claim to be affected. Christ, this woman makes me so angry.

Tailgating is ALWAYS hideously dangerous, but at the same time, driving slowly in the overtake lanes is pretty bad driving. You turn a three-lane road into a one-lane road because undertaking is dangerous and in some jurisdictions even illegal. Still, you don't make that point by putting your li...

@61shirley Parking on double yellow lines is a traffic offence. From the video it looks like you're parked on a public road. Again, if you don't believe so, or if you believe that the papers you get with the fine don't constitute a bill, or if you believe that a bill is necessary, you can take ...

Why, in all of these helmet cam videos, is the cyclist so far into the middle of the road - even when there are no parked cars on their near side? On this video someone could open their door and then stick a broom out of it and you'd still have enough space to safely pass. It'd take a sniper ri...

Why are police so eager not to be identified? I'm a police officer and if someone asked me for my name and number (which are printed on my uniform anyway) I'd give it to them straight away rather than playing the "what does that say?" game. Making sure police can be identified is just too impor...

@999pa911 "you... have an iq way below average... FUKING YOUTUBE REATARDS"

Er, that's "fucking" and "retards"... not sure if you're trolling or just really dumb...

@ENTROPIEMAX In addition, we don't share 4% of our DNA with Neanderthals - it's probably closer to 99%. But then, we share between 96.5% and 98% of our DNA with chimpanzees, and 40% of our DNA with bananas. In fact, because of the structure of DNA (there are only four different possible protein...

@billyelliot1975 And again, if the customs agents used illegal methods to catch him, then any court case will be thrown out.

"I say sir, I've think I've thought up quite the witty retort but I should rather like some approval before I use it! Should I say Pantomime Dame? Don't you think that would be frightfully funny?"

"Oh yes sir. Frightfully funny."

"Very well then, here it comes."

[chortles of frivolity]

People who think that "I am a very well-educated person" is a way to avoid being kicked off a train for swearing is not a well-educated person.

@SoniqueSince84 It stopped being the naughties two years ago. (!)