Teehee!!! :P Your sarcasm made me smile...It sounds like something one of my best friends would say...She also happens to be born under the cancer sign. :P Dreads are new to me though. I'm enjoying them...well except for the fact that I started out with hair that was down past my chest, and as the dreads tighten they continue to shrink. I've only had them since October so they have quite a bit of tightening to do. I'm doing it the natural way, no rip and tear or back combing. I just use backing soda, sea salt and tea tree oils to clean my hair. Anyway just felt like sharing...:) Happy New Year!!!! :)