About this user
Age: 13
I love to draw, play video games, and listen to music.
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Favorite bands, etc:
.System of a Down
.Mindless Self Indulgence
.Strapping Young Lad
.My Chemical Romance
.Owl City
.Pink
.Aya Hirano
Favorite animes and mangas:
.Gintama
.Kuroshitsuji
.Bleach
.The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
.Hell Girl
.Shaman King
.The Gentleman's Alliance Cross
Favorite TV shows:
.Family Guy
.Robot Chicken
.Cops
.RENO! 911
.Comedy Central Presents...
.Whose Line is it Anyway?
.Mad TV
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Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent
but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent
and,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.
(And this is totally true. It is how I get by so easily in school.)
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
There is in fact an I in Norris, but there is no team not even close.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Country
United States
Occupation
controlling my sanity
Interests
Chuck Norris and Video Games
