About this user
Hello there!
My name is Blocky! I'm a cardboardnetic villain. I'm 50% human, 50% corrugated fiberboard, and 100% evil.
Some of my signature traits:
I deliver mean papercuts.
I am very skilled at using a boxcutter, letter openers, and those mailers where you just pull the little strip to open them.
I'm cubic
I am very talented at stealing things (like free post office supplies)
Like a chameleon in the amazon, I can pretend to be a regular set of packages, and sneak up on enemies
Some common questions I get:
"Are you waterproof?"
Answer: No. I avoid rain and especially hugs from a guy named Moist.
Question: "How did you become cardboardnetic?"
Answer: Well, I used to work in a major shipping facility as a conveyer belt operator. One day we had a situation that involved some machinery that went haywire. Pretty soon cardboard and tape fused with my body and soul.
Country
United States
Occupation
Applying for Evil League of Evil
Interests
Glue, tape, paper, fiberboard, stamps, mailers, bubble wrap, munching on packing peanuts.
