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"The Lick" at 0:07

@PhantomAxle No. In the AC Universe, Lincoln was killed by Booth, a Templar, and then he himself was killed by an Assassin.

Whenever Rick Santorum opens his mouth.

Happy Birthday, Rossini!

Take notes, Jaylen.

To all the offended, I'd imagine that Jesus has a sense of humor.

@MSDesign87 Right. They're hackers, and their RSI-Avatars, their minds in the Matrix, are thus, physical viruses so to speak. They're the avatars that the hackers use to disrupt the program. Viruses. Smith, on the other hand is a very literal computer virus. He's like a firewall gone viral a...

Fine. I finally clicked it after watching every single Pokémon video. Are you happy now Jigglypuff? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

His shirt says "Have You Hugged Your Son Today?"

That made this scene so much more powerful for me.

I lived in New York City back when Nintendo World was still Pokémon Center, New York. Every Friday, they'd let you plug your cartridge into a terminal and you'd get either a shiny, egg, or legendary, or an egg which would hatch into a shiny legendary. Every Friday night, when my dad would take ...

@fruitofkindness That's because it's a descending g major scale. Any scale when played descending, with the rhythym "1 2 a 3 and | 1 and 2" spells "Joy to the World." It's actually a great way to teach children their scales! [:

@jner- He might have squeaked. Are you a clarinetist? If you are, don't you?

Listen, I'm neither a fiercely loyal fan of Call of Duty nor even Xplay anymore, so I'm not going to have this argument with you, and especially not over the Internet, like some twelve-year-old. All I can say is that your argument that they only give CoD titles 5s is, as this video proves, is a f...

Ceci n'est pas une Easter Egg.

I could listen to this all day. Pallet Town is truly the hometown of my childhood. [:

I'm trying to remember just how in the fuck I ended up on this video.

He's trying so hard, at 3:11, to hide his boner.

@asparrow That goes both ways, buddy. The monk's not actually "fighting" either. He's demonstrating. The kind of speed that monk shows, and the efficiency with which he counters makes the chance of you beating him slim, unless you're some kind of grandmaster, or unless you have a gun. After y...

I frew up.

AAAGH! I tried to sneak through the door, man!

Wow. Just wow. They don't make music like this anymore.

@ColdXClue Everyone cries Entrapment with this show. No. Under the law, the moment he (or another mark) stated his desire to have sex with the decoy, and sent pictures of his genitals (or someone else's, doesn't matter), it was no longer entrapment. Entrapment is when a person is enticed to ac...

@functionform Yep. Koutris was just following department policy. /:

LOL, this beat is totally from Pon de Floor...Which was made by...men...

Wat?

lol Vladimir Kozlov @3:20

When they say "decapitated," they probably mean his head separated from the spinal cord, but stayed on. That's the medical definition.

SUDDENLY

SHNOO SHNOO

@mufc187 That's because Bird's actor IS from Onyx.

@mexitec713 Lighten up, homes, IT'S FUCKING LEOPARD, MAN. LEOPARD.

A true American hero. Get him some knuckle dusters next time.

Pause at 1:58, for the greatest DERP face, ever.

@RikuCotton Exactly. I'm eighteen, and I'm buying this game because I absolutely love classic Mickey Mouse. Not everything has to be a testosterone-fueled, violent, FPS. /:

Anyone notice that at 1:16, he starts beating the shit out of Prince?

Ever been so sad, you had to take a shit?