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We have all been in that situation or I certainly have, mind you i avoid blind siders like the plague. In all honesty I would say it took me between 3 and 6 months to get the reversing perfect,second nature now.

Look ay me, look at my weird looking tits..................fuck off you prick!

Spoke for 4.06 and said fuck all, can I echo my Scottish accent directly in your minge?

great song great vid only spoiled by that skinny cunt Russell Brand dressed as Captain Longbeard, fuckin twat

Dont think ive ever laughed as much at the word "no" only De Niro can do this.

Fuck Me, has that snake never heard of a fork and knife!

What can I really say, Fuckin brilliant song!, the end.

i've got to admit "he's the only Prime Minister in history to flunk an election because he thought he was going to win it" that was a good one

Does anybody know if you can get freeview with this phone?

@krononomikon aye, chunk

The Daily Mirror is a Conservative newspaper?, its been a Labour supporting paper for longer than i can remember but I will agree with you he is a cunt and if he is ripping the piss out of a politician Amerian or otherwise then fair play to him

Letting the Hells Angels secure a Rolling Stone"s concert is a bit like letting a paedo babysit a cresh, furthermore what the fuck is that dog doing on stage, is that the juggling act?

Tremedious speech, but i find American football as exiting as a bowl of tripe, just a thought

I reckon that bellend from the news of the world didn"t read the small print on his cone-tract

ive never actually met an Amercan so i dont know if thay always say "let me tell you somthing and i just wanna say this" however, i have met plenty Englishmen and thay are so faaking phompas,

No offence

Brilliant clip mate, i think the moral of the story is dont fuck with Chuck

Ass-Whipping Administration, see Chuck Norris

Fucking Epic!

I take it he wants him dead then.

makes me proud to be Scottish, the end

one of the very few films that you could call nailled! Script, Direction and of course Michael Douglas

sooooo funny and mental

a one off!

you forgot the briefcase!

fucking Splendid!

as a guitar player for 23 years i think il stick my head in the classical gas oven, think i more practise

sheer talent!

What can you say about the Tomster, the mans a legend, as a guitar player who considers himselfs reasonably good, this is simply embarrassing, Tommy"s the man

@markillingworth1972 i heard this on Radio 2 myself bout a fortnight ago, the only reason i new it existed, im gonna buy the CD at the weekend

You have rock bands then you have QUEEN,

Fucking marvellous!!!

il bet she has a tremendous Bin-Chute

Fair play to Andrew Neil, Diane Abbott, hypocritcal pig! typical Labour, thay should all be put in an enormous plastic bag and it should be chucked in the North Sea preferably with some quick setting concrete in it, Complete Cunts!

@bruceDKID il agree with you there mate, im sure the drummer played with The WHO aswell at Live 8

i would give my left testicle and 3 weeks wages for 1 minute with Fergie"s Bin-Chute

Ive been praying for a 12 inch cock for 20 years so where is it?

i think il just say check coz you never know