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Lets SHIT out our DICKS!

I was disappointed with this watch when i realized it had no Stinkfly option.

No.

Yes, you did indeed rip this off from RWdixon8r

@choirofthedamned666 The romantic period of classical music lasted nearly a century. Would you say that Tchaikovsky made pointless music because it was in the same style as compositions 40 years prior?

@TheKenDoming That would only make sense if the 800 lb patients we get from time to time were all 10 feet tall. However, they are average height, so if they weigh nearly twice as much as this guy while being the same height, they still have higher fat %.

majestic

Once you start down the chub path... forever will it dominate your destiny.

dont slouch, you'll make your neck sore.

maybe talking would work. yeah. maybe you've been waching too much star trek tng.

@skitland0021 LIKE A BOSS

Ive gone back to 1999!

"Good night captain. Sleep well sir."

@thefinalfrontier1701 She ate the delta quadrant.

@gerbel "Because its polite."

well, at least they didnt have to hire a stripper.

I am suddenly excited for a game about an anime i never watched and in a language i dont speak.

What happens to all those hundreds of little peew peews that seem to be missing the small targets? Do they just fly on, endlessly, until they smack into something?

Seems to me like a few well aimed classic beam phasers is a hell of a lot more effective than this spray and pray mess.

@Idazmi7 Not that I'm expecting much of you. No doubt all you'll take from that is the chance to reply with some form of "I know you are but what am I" or some other petty stock insult.

Maybe you'll even just immediately go on the defensive and act like i'm being an unwarranted aggressor, but d...

@annagilda1 Me too! isnt it that big one right next to iceland?

@ChainsawGutsFuck The fattest man in the world is English, as is the former fattest man in the world.

@TheDeadman1818 Ok, Mr. Spells "damn" as "dam," please educate me as to the difference between English english and American english, with regards to the words "a" and "the." Also you accidentally typed a pair of asterisks when you tried to write "jackass." Is your keyboard broken or did you actua...

@mycrazylittlestar Hahahah how cute, pretending that you dont have European ancestors. It's almost laughable. Almost.

@PatriotsDomain amen!

It's fairly true. There are a lot of homosexuals in america. This is an accurate depiction.

Richard Hammond's face at 0:05:

"Oh God no. Please no."

@brecheisen1 Habbing nerwock cam thundister, heemuc wus nebowy relex. hahahahaha! Gabbel chim fetcher theight dam so tomcruise yallredy? Matt damon.

Even her collar bones are pregnant!

I am American and i have translated this.

The hillbilly gentleman states:

"I have an aging Coats 40-40SA Tire Changing machine. However, you will need a specific rim-clamp to change your tire.

[To his friends] Please help me to recall the name of a proprietor who previously situated his establi...

@mansofallmans PREVIOUS WORLDS FATTEST MAN: PAUL MASON, IPSWICH, ENGLAND. YOU FUCKING LOSE.