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@frythedeliveryguy we´re coming for... oh... never mind...!

That motivates me to work out in Las Vegas at DeepThroat´s Gym... oh, wait...!

@xJaYk1llax The car is near Blake Griffin. Blake is waiting for the ball to jump over the hood of it...

Why do they sing, that this is their second best idea they ever had? What was their best idea... a dick in a box...!

@TheRascho Deine Mutter ;-)

@danaeisfeld15 & the rest

I have to konfess that I don´t have much more than stats and a personal opinion to rank players, because I´m not able to watch any games where I live. But after the stats listed by ConcordsFlightofthe I give credit to the great career of Tim Duncan.

I guess that Duncan i...

Why all the hate?

Wenn Money seine gebräuchlichen lyrischen Qualitäten, gepaart mit seiner unvergleichbaren Selbstreflexion, sinnfrei in musische Skulpturen bettet, goutieren das viel mehr als wenn er selbiges mit politisch behafteten Namen koppelt...

Er war zuvor nicht zu ernst zu nehmen, und je...

He pumped the crowd up!

0:10 - 0:11 It´s over... over!

0:14 (everybody) Oooooooooh...!

0:46 Yes, Kai!

1:30 Good, Kai...!

@GillyBerlin Die bei 1:24 ist vielleicht erst 13, aber MoneyBoy hat sie zur Frau gemacht ;-)

After watching porn and sports, I knew that god is black...

@myburningpixie Maybe because they are like me. I was part of the cast of Total Recall, but never met the 3-boobed-woman, and I also think that the title music is a mix between the theme of Superman and Star Wars... and no matter how funny these scenes are, I´m still pissed about the fact of the ...

@NOZ88 Ich stimme dir bei der rhetorischen Ebene natürlich zu. Englisch sprechen habe ich ihn noch nicht gehört, ich habe nur vernommen, dass sie es in Amerika mit einem Lächeln nehmen, dass Ronny, obwohl er schon zahlreiche Auftritte dort hatte und Preise gewann, noch immer nicht gut englisch sp...

The chorus has written rapper´s delight all over it ;-) Wonder Mike what are you waiting for...?

@N0SkiLLa Natürlich ist sie nicht seine Freundin - Money Boy hat doch einen ganzen Harem...

Gespielin, Sommerloch, Kurtisane, Konkubine - Ja

Freundin - technisch gesehen - Nein

225 People are named Tonto and can´t jump on it... ;-)

at 0:04 I was thinking "what has the Doctor J dunk to do with chuck...?" till I saw that it was a Barkley-Highlight

The dunk at 0:30 is called black on blonde... and many girls don´t want to look at it when a black dude is putting it in...

@95motherduck I think Crom is laughing at the four winds (Jay, Dennis, Phil and Kai...)

He borrowed him his shoes after he tried over 30 mins to dunk...? Hopefully I will meet Air Bama and his girlfriend in the club, after I´ve already tried 2 hours to get a girl for the night... Oh, and by the way... sice 4 1/2 inch ist enough...!

What the shark?

D Wade > Michael Vick

California Games must be in 11th place...

@twinm3l33 I think that former nba players had more dunks in their rookie season than Blake Griffin, and therefore disliked this vid...

@ClackamasLacrosse43 Sorry, but it will be a triple threat with Ric Flair joining the party... ;-)

@leandrong I said Mavericks in 6 - and didn´t believed it till dirk called me from south beach ;-)

Hättest du das als erstes Musikwerk hochgeladen, hätt ich dir durchaus Talent oder zumindest Ehrgeiz zugestanden... aber durch "Ching Chang Chung", "Boy der am Block chillt" und "Dreh den Swag auf" warst du von Anfang an eine Legende...

@DWF2010Dynasty It´s great that they did... or there would be two more guys with 11 nba rings... and of course Robert Horry with 13...

First... to say that Shaquille is a legend for what he has done on & off the court!

Missed free throws...? The Bulls just took the alley-oop to a new level...