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BIZARRO'S UN-OЯIGINAL PЯOFILE®
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(RP Note: Unlike anyone else in the Roleplayverse, Bizarro *always* means the exact opposite of what he says. For example: "Hello" means "Goodbye", "Love" means "Hate", and he also has the reflected grammar patterns as Superman.)

PLEASE COPY THIS CHARACTER...
NO BOTHER BEING CREATIVE.

Official Characters:

Superman - Undecided
Lex Luthor - Dracade102
Mr Mxyzptlk - MrMxyVillain
Darkseid - LordOfTheApokolips
Joker - Undecided
Harley Quinn - TheHaarrrleyFan
Dormammu - Dormammu98
Carnage - CletusCarnage
Captain America - TheAvengerOfLiberty

Roleplaying Rules:

I - Please, their are Absolutely NO EXCUSES for God modding. If you made up a character, don't say your stronger than a guy who can carve the universe into a square.

II - Unless your a reality warper or a character affiliated with Lex Luthor, DON'T say you happen to have any Blue Kryptonite on you that you for some reason carry around. I'm SICK of that.

III - If your gonna make fun of me, be original. Bizarro is not retarded. Retardation means "slow", and Bizarro is faster than a speeding fucking bullet. Get off that mind-set.

IV - I won't join any stupid Super-Team unless you actually plan on using it for something that will contribute to RP -- in any way.

V - No trolling, hating, or any of that crap. I'll block you faster than a speeding bullet.

VI - No picking fights with me you know I can't win or you do not have any real motive over.

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BizarroAntiSuperman9

Latest Activity

May 18, 2011

Date Joined

May 24, 2009

About this user

*The lights flicker on and off inside an abandoned LexCorp warehouse... And you see a tall, Corpse-like Monster staring at you, through two Bright yellow eyes*

Goodbye, Anybody. Me am Bizarro... Last Son of Krypton... World's Greatest Hero... rrr... No. Memory am right. Me not Superman, me amn't Clone -- Shiny headed Scientist not make me to fight Superman. Me save city instead, and me painted streets with Pretty red paint that come from holes in people... *Laughs* Them were so happy, they cried out in terror to show what terrible job Bizarro did!!! ...But then Superman ruin the day, and made Bizarro stop.

*Hunches over a broken down machine labeled ["Imperfect" Duplicator Ray]*

Superman made Bizarro go away. Bizarro not went to other galaxy to get less away from him... Me find ugly looking planet floating around a Blue Sun, and me shaped it into a square -- Like Earth. But it no like Earth. Earth love Bizarro. Me made the world Opposite of Earth and call it "Htrae", and also; "Bizarro World"... Since ugly Blue Sun give me less powers like Superman, so me can clone fewer Bizarros to live off Htrae.

*Growls... Then looks away at the folders on the ground reading of the a failed duplicate of Superman, with a sky-view image of me on the cover, and I kick it aside*

It even gets Gooder... Bizarro World turn into perfect success, and me became the World's Worst Enemy... Bizarro Luthor try to kill me with evil bad guy called Bizarro Doomsday, but Bizarro lost and put Lex back into Arkham Amusement park. But Bizarro world still love me like Earth does, so me came back so me can Force the Citizens to hate me by saving them ALL... And their screams of horror am Bizarro's only undeserved award now.

*Laughs, and tears open an article about Superman in the Daily Planet, and I put on my lenseless Kent Clark glasses to read the headline "Superman Saves Millions -- Lex back in Custody"*

..."Story by: Clark Kent". Hahaha!! Him not know it before, But Bizarro forgot his Un-secret identity... And me still lost my Bizarro-Vision. Soon Bizarro won't be World's Worse Enemy again, and me will make SUPERMAN bleed that pretty red paint!

Powers and Abilities:

- Superman's Speed & Stamina
- Arctic Vision (As opposed to Heat Vision)
- Heat Breathe (As Opposed to Arctic Breathe)
- X-Ray and Spot-light Vision
- Almost Double Superman's Strength, due to my lack of control over it
- Bizarro-Vision (Which can create Bizarro-Versions of anything / anybody)
- Superhuman Awareness/Intelligence (Aside from Bizarro's grammar issues)
- Unlike Superman, I'm fully immune to magic based attacks... Or, at least is less effected by them

Weaknesses:

- Blue Kryptonite (It makes me severely weaker and strengthens my thought process)
- Is easily fooled / outwitted

My Favorite Quotes:

"No, Not Batman. Brainiac, Brainiac Beyond"

"Old song, Brainiac... you wouldn't know it... I get by... with the help of my friends!"

"Welcome to...well, I'm not all that certain which circle of hell this is, but I'm sure it's pretty deep."

*After being told the secret of existence* "So that explains Everything! ...Every religion is wrong!"

Hometown

Metropolis

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