NEXT WEEK'S OBITUARY - Is it the final nail in the coffin of good taste and all that is decent? Or is it... humor? In his featured segment, the Jack Kevorkian of Comedy, the Don Rickles of Death, Benny Coma reads next week's obituaries this week. It may be twisted, corrosively perverse and morbidly amusing sick schtick, but NWO is actually fun for the whole family. So, gather your loved ones around the computer (just like they did back in the Fifties) and pay your disrespects to world leaders, celebrities, sports figures, YouTubers, and even your own family members. Watch "Next Week's Obituary!"

ONCE A WEEK, SUBSCRIBERS RACE TO VOTE FOR THEIR RESPECTIVE CANDIDATES. FIRST VOTE CAST... WINS!!! WITH THE ONLY EXCEPTIONS BEING HIS OWN FAMILY MEMBERS AND HIMSELF, BENNY WILL WRITE AND READ ANYONE'S OBITUARY.

Is your husband nagging you because you're on YouTube all night long and not on HIS tube?

Is your wife busting your b***s because you play poker with your buddies just one night a week?

Is your mother complaining because you don't help out around the house and has suggested that you could at least get a summer job because after all, you're forty seven years old?!?!

Do you have a teenager who knows EVERYTHING?

Do you have parents who know NOTHING?

Has one of your in-laws gotten under your skin?

If you would like someone offed, I can do it for you. And it's all in good fun!!!