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Schwing!

Nice driving, but radio and helicopters make it futile. They only way out is to drive to the nearest airport to lose the chopper, then try to lose the ground pursuit. At least that worked in some movie I saw.

Like Chris Rock said :"If the police have to chase you, they're bringing an ass-kicki...

If you have any drains near where you see fruit flies periodically pour a pot or kettle of boiling water in them. They also seem to magically appear out of beer bottles.

That bulging eyes clip reminded me of the ending to Total Recall.

It looked pretty real. There should have been a gag reel where maybe an arm or something gets blown off.

@MsAnnaSays I know eh? Great quotes from this guy: "It's way watered down" and "I didn't bring any condoms" but he did. I'd really be ok if CHan shot them in the forehead after the interview.

Maybe if they met at a party and she lied about her age he should get some sympathy, but he knew she was underage:

jack_doh12 (9:23:15 PM): 20 m bellflower

jack_doh12 (9:23:16 PM): you?

eveaintsogreat (9:23:47 PM): 13 f riverside

Anyway he "...pled guilty to four attempted molestation charges in...

Love the flies buzzing around the perp's head. It's weird how it always their 1st time doing this kind of thing and they never intended to go through with it.

Who are you trying to convince Kingfillins?

Yourself.

Awesome sauce.

Forget the islamo-fascist-terrorist threat (to less people than are killed by lightning and car accidents over a decade) next is the alien threat. srsly.

Drive left lane ok, drive right lane ok, drive in the middle one day squish like grape.

And it'll be who's fault?

I think he's maybe talking initially about cyberwarfare and then drifts off into sleeper cells of some sort, but he's obviously delusional.

You're right, this is only going to get weirder as his delusions and hallucinations ramp up.