Beat Orlando...Forever

Well we're gearing up for another year of stabbing Orlando fans in the heart. You know those magic words.

This channel is going out there to all the Vagic fans, who come out only at playoff time, if their team even makes it.

These people appeared with this joke of a franchise circa 1989. First, Shaquille O'neal and Penny Hardaway were destined to win it all. Then Tracy McGrady and Grant Hill gave them championship bragging rights. Now Dwight Howard and Jameer Nelson do.

As we all know, Shaq couldn't handle being a sidekick, so he gave his team what they deserved, and that was ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. He left as a free agent and went on to win four championships while the Vagic fought for scraps at the bottom of the East.

Eventually, T-Mac got sick of the mind blowing stupidity of his team's management, and asked for a trade. Grant Hill, who ended up being no help for the Vagic at all, ended up leaving a few years after. The middle years of the T-Mac Era marked the first major recession of trash talking Vag fans. The postseason wasn't there, and neither were the foul mouthed faithful in Orlando.

Suddenly, in 2009, it became apparent that the Magic were in real contention. After eliminating a highly overrated Cleveland Cavaliers team, the Vagic fans are now back, nonexistent in the regular season but out in full force for the playoffs once again. Now, Nelson and Howard (who still doesn't realize you won't hit consistent freethrows standing as stiff as a board) are the saviors who'll come up short yet again. Then you won't hear from the fans until next April, when they leave the caves, praying that their overrated, whining, live-and-die-by-the-three system can finally give them something REAL to brag about.

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