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Name:
MisHell "Loony-Liar" Bachmann
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Exposing ENDLESS CONservaTARD Stupidity, Hypocrisy & Lunacy!
About Me:
MisHell has humiliated and embarrassed herself 1,000's of times! That was highlighted in Waterloo, Iowa when she tried to channel-in John Wayne .... but instead was channeling-in fellow Waterloo resident, Serial-Killer John Wayne Gacy! (LOL)
SCIENCE PROVES: "A Low IQ (aka Stupidity) and Having CONservaTARD Beliefs Linked to Prejudice / Bigotry / Racism"
BATTY-BACHMANN's (TOP 5) LATEST GAFFES:
1. The HPV Vaccine causes Mental Retardation (if true, Batty obviously received OVER 1,000 doses)
2. "The CIA is run by the ACLU"
3. "If I'm elected President, I'll CLOSE the US Embassy in IRAN"
4. "The President has put us in Libya, and he's now putting us in AFRICA!"
5. "I HAVEN'T had a GAFFE" (LOL)
~ MISHELL BACHMANN = QUEEN OF GAFFES
~ MARCUS BACHMANN = CLOSET QUEEN
President OBAMA = National / Global HERO & Nobel Peace Prize WINNER
Rep Moo (aka Skank) Bachmann enjoys supporting RepubliCON "Family Values" like: ADULTERERS: Sen "Sex for Jobs" Ensign, ex-Speaker Newtered Gingrich & Sen "Bitter" Vitter *** GOP CROOKS: Rep "Daisy-Duke" Cunningham, ex-Speaker "Tom-Thumb" DeLay & Sen "Bribes" Stevens *** SUBSTANCE ABUSERS: Weeper of the House "Wet-Brain" Boehner, Drug-Addict Flush Limpdough & ex-Pres "Wet-Brain" Dumb-Shit W *** HYPOCRITES: Rep "E-Mail Teens" Foley, Sen "Foot-Tapper" Craig & Flip-Flopper "Nit-Wit" Mitt Romney *** LIARS: Rep "Hair-Plugs" Cuntor, Rep "Moo" Bachmann & Sen "Bitch" McConnell *** HUGE DUMB-SHITS: Rep "Gomer-Pyle" Gohmert, Sen "Hair-Piece" Rand Paul & "Colossal Joke" Scarah Phalin **** HATEFUL MEDIA TRASH: Bulimic "Drag-Queen" Man Coulter, Obese "Drug-Addict" Flush Limpdough & Cry-on-Cue "Wet-Brain" Glenn Beck **** GOP PASTORS: Ted "Meth" Haggard, Jimmy "Prostitute" Swaggert & Jim "Thief" Baker *** THESE ARE A FEW EXAMPLES - THE LIST OF GOP HYPOCRISY IS ENDLESS!
TEA-BAGGERS = Uneducated bigots who ENJOY holding MISSPELLED signs against their (sore) chins
GOP = GUNS OIL POVERTY .... GRIDLOCK OBSOLETE PITY .... GREEDY OLE PUPPETS
It's obvious MisHell is jealous of Pres Obama because he's PROVEN to be a Rhodes Scholar compared to her or ANY GOP dumb-shit. MisHell is part of the "Reich-Wing" agenda that promotes "Politics & Profits OVER People & Progress."
Moo Bachmann has proven to be a lying piece of rotting trash. She consistently lies MORE than a rug & LOVES masking hatred, lies & bigotry with her "personal" religion. She's a power-hungry "Skank" who actually believes she has a chance of becoming president. (lol) It's obvious she's used too much dark-brown shoe polish as hair dye & it melded within the blood-brain barrier, making her permanently delusional and a lunatic.
Bachmann has also proven to be Anti-American, especially when she suggested a Reich-Wing "revolution" take place. She's lied about that comment, along when she stated the "media should do a penetrating expose on whether Pres Obama (& her collegues) were anti-American."
"Sow" Bachmann also prides herself as a Tea-Bagger FAVORITE, though she made a HUGE fool of herself when she INCORRECTLY stated where our "Founding Fathers" Revolutionary War took place (NH vs MA). She's PROVEN to be as dumb & ignorant as "colossal joke" Scarah Phalin. BOTH suffer from severe Brain Freeze, along with silicone and/or peroxide poisoning.
MisHell's "effeminate" husband Marcus likely "foot-tapped" with ex-Sen Craig under restroom-stalls & would likely LIE like Sen Craig did & state his "wide-stance" was used in hopes of getting closer to hearing George Michael's LATEST release.
Which Bachmann "hypocrite" spends MORE money on hair & make-up .... MisHell or Marcus?
Bachmann prefers to talk with FOX News (aka FAUX Snooze) because they've proven to be as "FAIR & BALANCED" as OBESE Drug-Addict Flush Limpdough & BULIMIC Drag-Queen Man Coulter sitting on OPPOSITE ends of a see-saw.
The MOST FAMOUS (GOP) Hypocritical Quote of the 21st Century on WAR, PRO-LIFE & RELIGION: "We should INVADE countries, KILL their leaders & CONVERT them to christianity." ~Man Coulter
No Matter How Many Times You Add it Up:
RONALD WILSON REAGAN = 666
R.I.P. TEA PARTY MORONS: 2009 - 2011
Hometown:
Kooksville, MN
Occupation:
"Loony-Tune" Rep for Distict 6 of MN
Companies:
GOP Firm of Howie, Cheatum & Whye
Schools:
"Magma Cum Loudly" with Oral Roberts
Interests:
Making a FOOL of Myself DAILY, Staying Psychotic, Finding a CURE for Migraines for EMPTY-HEADED Idiots Like Me, Collecting FREE Federal SUBSIDIES (in the Hundreds of Thousand$) for my Farm & Husband's Medical Practice - while Preaching AGAINST Govt Hand-Outs, Praying the Gay Away for my Husband to become Straight, Staying Loony, Dumb & Hypocritical as Ever
Movies:
MisHell's Top 3: Psycho, Liar-Liar, Sybil
Music:
MisHell's Top 3 Songs: Crazy ~Patsy Cline, Liar ~Three Dog Night, Super Freak ~Rick James
Books:
1. Why I'm a "Loony-Lying" Kook! ~Rep Bachmann 2. PURPLE & ORANGE - My FAVORITE Face-Tan Sprays ~Weeper of the House Wet Brain Boehner 3. RepubliCONs & My Adams-Apple ~Man Coulter 4. Serving Moose-Burgers on CHINA....My TOTAL FOREIGN POLICY EXPERIENCE ~Scarah Phalin 5. Why I'm a "HEARTLESS" SOB ~DICK H Cheney 6. How to "CRY-ON-CUE" ~Wet-Brain Glenn Beck 7. My DECADES on Oxy-Contin ~Flush Limpdough
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Mike
1. Pres Obama has a DOUBLE-DIGIT LEAD over MITT WIT ROMNEY and/or pRICK SANITARIUM
2. RepubliCONs now need a MODERATE in HOPES OF WINNING ANYTHING NATIONALLY
3. Our MOST POPULATED State - CA, OVERTURNED its BAN on SAME-SEX MARRIAGE
4. WA & MD passed SAME -SEX MARRIAGE resulting in Equality for ALL in a FREE Society
5. The Gift That Keeps On Giving + Making Comedians Wealthy = RepubliCON Debates
6. CONservaTARDism is 99% EXTINCT! The remaining 1% is located in the bible-belt where hypocritical & perverted GOP Pastors Haggard, Swaggert & Baker are likely STILL preaching.
7. CON "Ru" PAUL supporters are depleting Drug-Store shelves of GERITOL in hopes of keeping he and his dreadful-dying campaign ALIVE. (LOL)
Tim
This is what you get when you GOOGLE - "SANTORUM" (Sorry it's so gross)!
Pronunciation: san-TOR-um
Function: noun
Etymology:
Savage Love - 05/29/03
1. The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
2. Former Senator Rick Santorum
(LMAO)
GOD BLESS ALL DEMOCRATS , WE MUST SAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY.
GOD BLESS USA! OMG WHEN I SEE REPUBLICANS SPENDING MONEY ON CAMPAIGNING I AM THINKING WHY NOT USE THESE MONEY TO BUY COMPUTERS FOR KIDS IN SCHOOLS? MAKES ME SICK TO SEE THESE LOW IQ REPUBLICUNTS LYING TO PEOPLE ABOUT JOBS, AMERICA WAKE UP WHE OBAMA TOOK AN OFFICE DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT MESS BUSH LEFT FOR OBAMA, I AM SO ANGRY, OMG, EVEN CAPITAL LETTERS WILL NOT HELP, I AM REALLY PISSED OFF !
Can you imagine ALL the headaches I caused with dumb-shit Reich-Wingers listening to my B.S, lies and gaffes and them finding out NONE of the things I said were TRUE - not to mention ALL the air time I wasted making a total fool of myself? (LOL)
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At any rate sock alert "notkathleenludington" has this account up trying to friend me. Blah,blah,blah
Take care :)