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Chuck Norris put the fun in funeral and the laughter in manslaughter. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

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