DURR HURR

Here is an "animated" rendition of something I wrote when I was like 13. It's a horrible piece of shit fanfiction and sucks ass, but god damn is th...

Unholy water

"Sleep, Ophelia..."

Scary church!!!!!!!!!!1

The sekrete mayup!

A carnival...!

I got killed by a fucking door!

Naked train dressups

UH OH, I'M BACK!!!

Time to run through Monolith's classic FPS Blood from 1997. Definitely a great game that deserves more recognition than it orig...

I have no idea. I really don't.

If you get the reference towards the end, I'll love you forever

First Settere video of 2012! Yay!

John realizes Star has a dirty secret, and he wants to find out what it is!

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First gameplay video in quite some time! Whew!

This is gameplay of a new map based off of Surface from the original game, called "Siberia." Its or...

This is a mapset I made back in the summer of 2006 named "Lucy Maps." It's a huge inside joke between me and a friend that basically consists of "h...

In this video, I read an interesting sign I happened to come across in my friend's Terraria world.

John takes us back nearly 20 years to show us how he first came across the lucra we know and love today. An epic tale...maybe

I made a huge tower in Terraria for no particular reason, then imitated Chris Chan. Oh boy!

Another Mega Man X-style cover! This one was made by request of Youtuber 215day. I think this came out a little better than the last one, but the l...

TTLY RIPED OF HOW COULD STYXK NOT SUE THEM!!!?

Darkseed 2 doesn't tell the whole story...here we see just was Dawson was REALLY having head-splitting nightmares about!

Oh, and me pretending to ...

Star sings us a rendition of a classic song from Sonic 64 on the Wii Master System - "The Breeze's Diurne." It's a very touching and sensitive song...

Okay not really.

I am playing on the secret hardest difficulty though.

A random Thanksgiving video. Kind of.

John has a special guest over for dinner and a secret admirer over the phone!

Huh?

Star discovers a video he wish he hadn't

This was a concert I went to on 11/8/2011 in Cincinnati for Judas Priest's "Epitaph" tour - their final world tour. I had my camera with me and too...

John Taylor is spotted in a scandalous act, and it goes downhill from there!

He finally got the money for the laptop! Now what?