Bantam Scrambled

I Hope This Is The
Puff Daddy Version Of This Song...
Not That Sting Piece Of Shit!

Let Me Tell You About A Porcupine's Balls...
They're Small And They Don't Give A Shit!

You Can't Do Shit Without Your Balls!

I Don't Want To Switch
Phone Companies.

You Can Stick Those "5 Cent Sundays"
Up Your Fucking Ass!

Why Don't You Make A Banana
And Shit!

Pissing Out The Window And
Shitting Out The Window Are
2 Different Things!

It's Embarrassing As Fuck
To Have An Ass!

My Grandpa Died 15 Years Ago...
Nobody Gave A Shit!

Last Time I Gave A Shit I Got Fucked!

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
IN THE ASS!!!

Holy Dumb Fuck!
What Is This Shit?

Fuck You Kid You're A Dick!
You're A Faggot!

I Didn't Talk To Nobody Yesterday.
I Was In The Car Taking A Shit!

Who Gives A Shit About Big Foot?

Men's Asses

"Fashion Bug"

"Fashion Bug"

I'd Like To Meet The Mother Fucker
That Named It "Fashion Bug"
And Shove A Broom Up His Ass!

Bitch

Your Mom's The One
That Dicks With The Eggnog
Not Me.

That's My Ass!

She's A Bitch!

I Called Her A Bitch
Right In-front Of Her Tits!

I Wouldn't Fuck Here With Your Dick.
Or Cock

She Has Nice Ass.

I'd Like To Tit Fuck Her Ass!

Fuck Him!
He's An Ass!
Go Touch His Dick!

I Wouldn't Fuck Her With My Own Ass!

Eat My Short Dick!!!

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