STROKE THE SEEMY UNDERBELLY.....

Former World renowned Supermodel & Opium addict..
Up until recently HeadMistress of the Ave Maria School for Wayward Teenage Girls.....

...I am currently on the run from the law for fisting the virgin daughter of the Mayor of Los Angeles....

I am the illegitimate Great-grandaughter of Winston Churchill....I obtained the family name through blackmail....by sleeping with my grandfather....shortly after I killed him and buried his body on the Moors...he loved it there.

My Great-Grandmother was Ruby McGurk....Firebrand and Nationally renowned Circus Geek...in Wilbur Harsuckle's Traveling Circus and Freakshow.

I married big time producer....Richard 'BigDick' Barebottom...producer of many of Guff Pooop's hit movies...including the entire series of 'Incompetent' Horror films of the 70's. If you dont know Guff Pooop..it's your loss
Big Dick is dead: I killed him one night in a messy kegel exercise mishap...the only man I didnt mean to kill....I'll miss you Big Dick..R.I.P

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