its all for love. L-O-V-E

@sverror ooooh. nice one. how about you shut the fuck up, because I really don't give a flying mouse's left testicle what you think. mind your own fucking business and get a fucking life u pathetic moron. have a WONDERFUL, JOLLY, AND BRIGHT DAY!! (:

"BABY, BABY, BABY, OHHHH!!"

*Dad walks in son's room*

Dad: Are you listening to Justin Bieber?

Son: No, I'm watching porn.

Dad: OH THANK GOD

My nickname in 2nd grade was Snow White, lol. But, if anyone makes fun of me because I'm so pale, all I say is,"You're just jealous because I'm whiter than you." :D

My nickname in 2nd grade was Snow White, lol. But, if anyone makes fun of me because I'm so pale, all I say is,"You're just jealous because I'm whiter than you." :D

ALERT!!!! A file program is attempting to climb in your Windows. If allowed to proceed it may also snatch your people up. The system will attempt to hide your wife and your kids. Would you like for the system to hide your husband? They are raping everybody out here.

@sactothebay I'll be 14 in a few days. You might not think I need anymore, but piercings are my passion and I enjoy them. They've always fascinated me, and I've always thought they were gorgeous. My nose piercing may have been my last piercing, and may not have been. I'm planning on getting my ey...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,

Jack got high,

pulled down his fly,

and asked Jill if she wanna.

Jill said yes,

pulled up her dress,

and had a little fun.

But stupid Jill forgot the pill,

and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,

Jack got high,

pulled down his fly,

and asked Jill if she wanna.

Jill said yes,

pulled up her dress,

and had a little fun.

But stupid Jill forgot the pill,

and now they have a son.

99 people got kidnapped on new year's eve by an insane woman driving a uhaul truck.

Mafia 2 on PlayStation3

If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?

* You only get laid once.

* You only get eaten once.

* It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.

* You share your box with 11 other guys.

* But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

...

"BABY, BABY, BABY, OHHHH!!"

*Dad walks in son's room*

Dad: Are you listening to Justin Bieber?

Son: No, I'm watching porn.

Dad: OH THANK GOD

I got mine pierced for 30 bucks lol

I got my nose pierced last night on the right side and I'm 13. I got mine pierced with a needle and it didn't hurt that bad. The man who pierced it said I had a tough nose and so I thought he tried piercing it again. Next thing I knew, I opened my eyes and there was a needle hanging out of my nos...

haha, i use the same tresemme spray..and the same nanosilver straightner..and in the same color..and i straighten my hair the same way lol.. :P weird..