About this user
I took more than 100 different quizzes about the same thing, and they ALL gave me the same answer. The quizzes were all on "What Twilight character are you?" I took each quiz over 40 times, and they all told me I was Alice. So I am exactly like Alice Cullen. My friends thought so BEFORE I took the quiz. My ability to foresee danger and misfortune doesn't diminish my bubbly optimism. I am a force to be reckoned with -- anybody with enough sense knows, you never bet against me!
Stalk me:
http://twitter.com/BadAssAlice
I hope everyone likes my channel! I love to shop and hang out with my friends! I listen to music everyday and I love to read. My boyfriend is amazing and I love him to death. I get good grades, but I think school is one of the most stupidest and boring things ever! I am exactly like Alice Cullen though! So leave comments and I hope you enjoy my channel! I ♥ Johnny Depp and Jasper Hale!
92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!
In my mind... Jasper Hale is my lover
Bella Cullen in my best friend and shopping buddy
Edward Cullen reads my mind
Rosalie Hale is my sissy
Emmett Cullen can't get enough of me
Carlisle Cullen cares about me
Esme Cullen is my mother for all intense and purposes
Jacob Black is my pain killer
And Renesmee is my sweet little niece
♥I am a Twilighter and PROUD!♥
The truth will set you free,
but first it will piss you off.♥
So here's to...
the crap we talk,
the guys we stalk,
the way we shop,
laughs we can't stop,
the gossip we spill,
the looks that could kill,
we'll stay together,
cuz we're
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!
Badassbella101 and I started our own twilight family!! If you want to be a part of it, just send one of us a message and we will get back to you!!!
Edward: ggirl60chuckbass
Bella: badassbella101(luv ya sissy! u rock!)
Jasper: samablue38
Alice: ME!!!! I am her twin!
Emmett: alicecullen8770
Rosalie: elizaluv10
Esme: ezziecullen14
Carlisle: penguinsandducks
Renesmee: renesmee789
Alec: twilightrules09
Aro: twilighter10943
Athenodora: twerdnation
Caius: saddleclubgirl4ever
Chelsea: holly2223
Heidi: AliceCullen
Jane: lullaby2rocknroll
Carmen: iloveSON1
Irina: eilovejasper1234
Kate: vampireforever6
Tanya: denalicovenschannel
Charlotte: hamsterlover96127
Victoria: rainaaax0
Zafrina: mimi735
Tia: cullen224
Maggie: vegetarian1012
Siobhan: emmnrose
Angela: Twilight88lover
Charlie: twilightloverxox1
Claire: bartlettpeoplerock
Jessica: TwilightOriginals
Mike: tyman32
Renee: twilight:mylife27
Emily: MrsJasperHale08
J. Jenks: Martriosa
Jacob: JacobBlacksChannel
Leah: leahclearwater
Embry: EmbryCallsChannel
Seth: sethclearwaters
Rachele: TeamVampire007
Carmen: hennaly96
Makenna: Twilighter209
Bree: BreeEclipse
Senna: luvjobro
Gianna: PrincessRippetan
Sulpicia: Kristenstewart4990
We are having everyone from the books in our family!! So message us!
Got a problem wit me? Fix it.
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoes.
Can't stand me? Sit down.
Can't face me? Then turn the FUCK around!
I knew a girl that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said CONCENTRATE
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
A guy walks into class late dressed only in his underwear. The teacher asks: Where have you been? The guy replies: I was on Mayberry Hiil.
The next day, a guy walks into class late in only his underwear, but has his other clothes in his hand. The teacher asks: Where have you been? The guy replies: I'm sorry. I was stuck on Mayberry Hill.
The next day, a girl walks into class late in only her underwear and bra. The teacher says: Let me guess. You were on Mayberry Hill. The girl replies: What? I wasn't on Mayberry Hill. I AM Mayberry Hill.
A guy decides to bring his new blond girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand.
The guy asked: What did you not understand?
And the blond says: Well, at the beginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling GET THE QUARTER BACK, GET THE QUARTER BACK! So I thought to myself, God it's just a quarter!
Interests
volleyball, texting, reading, hanging with friends, track, pole vaulting
