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There are few things in life as pathetic and tragically un-funny as two lameasses who laugh at their own terrible jokes. Maybe cancer, but it has to be some kind of super devastating cancer. They can't seem to pronounce any of the words, the "jokes" are just sad, yet they honestly believe that pe...

OK, just throw down the lists, maybe a little commentary, then leave it at that. Trying to make it a comedy bit just isn't working. It isn't funny. It's not one of those things where only a certain segment will get the "jokes," it's one of those things that just isn't funny. It's sad. You have al...

The only thing 'flaming' about this is the douchebag who posted it. You should be anally raped by a shark with a laser on its forehead. Repeatedly.

@wwwtotalitaerde Yes, because your insignificant little page could end mankind as we know it. There are so many "secret truths" that only you and your cat know, which were probably passed to you by aliens. I don't know if you have a cat, just seems like a pretty standard lunatic's accessory. If y...

@Greener221 It's an M9. They may have drawn it like a 1911, but Stewie very specifically states that it's an M9. Maybe in the Family Guy universe they have gunsmiths who are so ridiculously awesome that they can put all the parts from an M9, including the double-action trigger group he mentions, ...

@filthyhandss Maybe it should be "Thumbs up if you're one of those lameasses who drops a 'thumbs up if....' comment to avoid having to form any original thoughts and get a few quick thumbs up so that they can pretend that people actually like them." You want some kind of validation in life, get a...

@D4gI3 Maybe so, but the odds are that he's going to get as much ass as he wants tonight in his multi-million dollar house, whereas you're just the guy that sold him the BigMac.

@lancerpsycho Life just wasn't simpler and the "good old days" were pretty much the same as these fairly normal days are now. We just remember things that way, for some reason. It's called the Historian's Fallacy. If you were to go back to those days as they were, and I'm not talking Hot Tub Time...

Not just fake, but terrible fake. Congratulations! Because of this unsinkable turd of a vid, God has decided to kill 92 puppies an 47 kittens just to show mankind how utterly devastated He is that He killed Steve Jobs but somehow let your dumb ass live. Take your complaints up with God, not me. I...

annnnnnnd this year Oscar for Best Documentation of an Eventual Neurotic Breakdown by a Fat Kid goes to......... Whatever this fat kid's name is. I don't pay attention to the details. Seriously kid, where are your parents during all of this? I get that they probably don't want to have anything to...

It's like she swallowed Jessi Slaughter and absorbed her super annoyance powers. Put the fork down! Stay away from the forks! Every time you take a bite, God kills a kitten because there can only be so much matter in the universe. Good luck with your eventual complete mental breakdown.

OK, Mr. Lucas. I stood idly by while you destroyed Episode I with that tool, JarJar. I accepted it when you turned Anakin Skywalker/pre-Darth Vader into a whiny emo kid. When you had Natalie Portman playing a pregnant lunatic, poorly, and saying crap like "You're breaking my heart. You're going d...

Thumbs up if you found this vid on YouTube. Since everybody else is throwing out those lame "thumbs up if you did the obvious" comments, I felt that I needed to join in the seeking of praise for doing absolutely nothing. Thumbs up if you hate Thumbs up!

I really wanted to have sympathy for that man. I served in Afghanistan and Iraq. I've seen the reality of what we're facing, including one of the notorious "killing fields." The far left wants to pretend that the US caused all the problems over there. That is misinformed horse shit. Hussein's reg...

Perhaps instead of putting the little skank on tv, you take her out back and knock her fucking block off. I get that there's a big movement going on where parents are supposed to do nothing but listen, try to be their kid's friend and parent, blah blah blah. That's fine for some kids. But, when y...

Good luck being the first 10 year old on your block to have a massive coronary, I guess. What kind of fucked up parents let something like this happen? Send their fat asses to prison and take that thing, I refuse to call it a kid, out to a nice farm where it can run and play. You know, that same ...