FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!

Actually 15 years old
Slash
(¨`•.•´¨)Duff
`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)Axl
¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´Steven
`•.¸.•´ Izzy
FUNNY ASS QUOTES!!!!:
"Thanks, but I'm not God. If I was God, 3/4 of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer". - W. AXL ROSE

Dave Lee Roth at Donington 1988
"If you dont stop pushing, I'm coming down there and gonna fuck your girlfriend!!!"

"Nobody dies a virgin because life fucks us all." -Duff McKagan

Axl asks, "San Diego...is this one of those so-called cocaine cities?! Well, oh yeah, this is crystal meth city, I'm sorry! Well I did some of that about a week and a half ago... did a little blast, was up for 4 fucking days! I was taking like 3 quaaludes and a bottle of Nightrain, I couldn't come down for shit! Called up my girlfriend, "Hey douchebag what's happening?" She didn't like that too well at all. She told me about it like a week later. Anyway, this is for the crystal meth and the cocaine heads, this is a song called 'My Michelle' - Axl Rose(hottest man eva)!!!!

"In high school, you know, Axl, he had long, red hair, he was a little guy and he got a lot of shit [because of it]. I think he never got laid, too, in school. I hate to bring this up cos this is getting nasty," he laughs. "But he never got no pussy at school, Axl. So now the guy's a big fucking rock star, he's got the chicks lined up, he's got money and he's got people... and the power went to this guy's head. I mean, he was a fucking monster! Nuts! Crazy!"-IZZY

"I remember spending most of my days off in and out of a variety of VD clinics . . . I was dating a porno chick as well as this sweet little junkie jailbait girlfriend I had." - SLASH

"We love women. We love to treat them great, but right now we dont have any money. So we treat 'em like shit!- IZZY STRADLIN

"YA KNOW!!!!! Sometimes I like a BIG LONG MIC!!!!"-SLASH '88

"if the music doesn't make you wanna fuck, then why listen to it??!!!"
-BLACKIE LAWLESS

"Behind every man is a good woman. Behind every good woman- is me."-Gene Simmons (who else)

Malcolm Young when asked why he doesn't play lead:
"It interferes with my drinking"

"Sammy throws parties - I'AM A PARTY!!" - David Lee Roth

"I've slept with over 2,000 women and I've got the pictures to prove it." - Gene Simmons

"I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes." - Jimi Hendrix

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS SMOKED AND THE FOOD TASTES SHITTY!!!!!!
TAKE.....ME.......HOME, YEAH YEAH!!!!!!!

"I see you standin' there. You think your sooo "cool". Why don't you just............
╔═╦╦╦═╦╦╗╔═╦═╦═╦╗"
║═╣║║╔╣═╣║║║═╣═╣║
║╔╣║║╚╣║║║║║╔╣╔╬╣
╚╝╚═╩═╩╩╝╚═╩╝╚╝╚╝

╔╗╔═╦═╗ ╔═╦═╦═╦═╦═╦╗╔╦═╗
║║║═╣║║ ╠═║═╣║║║║═╣║║║║║
║╚╣═╣║║ ║═╣═╣╔╣╔╣═╣╚╣║║║
╚═╩═╩═╝ ╚═╩═╩╝╚╝╚═╩═╩╩╩╝

╔═╦══╦═╦╦═╦╦╦╦═╦╦╗
║╚╬╗╔╣═║║═║║║║═║║║
╠╗║║║║║║║╚╣║║║║╠╗║
╚═╝╚╝╚╩╩╩╩╩══╩╩╩═╝
╔╗
║╚╗
║╔╬═╗
║╚╣║║
╚═╩═╝
╔╗╔╦═╦═╦╦╦═╦═╗
║╚╝║═╣═║║║═╣║║
║╔╗║═╣║║║║═╣║║
╚╝╚╩═╩╩╩═╩═╩╩╝
╔══╦╦╦═╦═╦═╗
║╔╗║║║═╣═╣║║
║╚╝║║║═╣═╣║║
╚══╬═╩═╩═╩╩╝

AXL ROSE......
╔╦═╗ ╔╗╔╦═╦══╦╦╦╗
║║╚╣ ║╚╝║║╠╗╔╣║║║
║╠╗║ ║╔╗║║║║║╠╬╬╣
╚╩═╝ ╚╝╚╩═╝╚╝╚╩╩╝

╔═╦╗╔═╦═╦╗╔╗
║╚╣║║═║╚╣╚╝║
╠╗║╚╣║╠╗║╔╗║
╚═╩═╩╩╩═╩╝╚╝

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DRAGONBALL Z FUCKING ROCKS!!!

╔═╗╔═╗ // ╔══╗╔═╗
║═║║╔╝ // ║╔╗║║╔╝
║║║║╚╗ // ║╚╝║║╚╗
╚╩╝╚═╝ // ╚══╝╚═╝

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