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Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say wh...

Tragedy was narrowly averted when a stray bullet bound for singer Beyonce thankfully struck and became lodged in a passerby.

Americans say attending a 911 vigil or observing a moment of silence to only then come home to jerk off is disrespectful and wrong.

Tulane University researchers say Quigley is now able to experience the crippling fear of impending death previously only accessible to humans.

Panelists debate whether games like Fallout 3 and Gears Of War 2 are teaching children skills they'll really need in the End Times.

Today Now! host Jim Haggerty consoles a severely depressed zoologist on the latest Critter Corner installment.

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The press secretary tells reporters that before the president can defeat the monster, he'll have to defeat his greatest enemy of all: his own doubts.

Officials in California dedicated the Folsom Dam Memorial, which will honor the nearby residents that will die when the faulty dam fails.

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More coverage of Shaken Manchild Syndrome on Onion News Network, Friday at 10/9c on IFC. Actor Ben Stiller urges parents with adult kids still liv...

Gay scientists have isolated the gene they believe makes people Christian.

A gunman at a Dearborn, MI Walmart is holding dozens of shoppers who say they only happened to be at the tacky megachain by coincidence.

Two teens visit Today Now! in the hopes of finding their kidnapped friend and letting her know that their classmate is totally knocked up.

The team of scientists says the $19 million dollar mission will put them in direct contact with a woman by 2018.

On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy meet James Kimura, a 12-year-old afflicted with the ability to spell long words normal kids don't even care about.

Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food.

In The Know panelists discuss Obama's failure to repair Americans' Bush-era reputation overseas as drunken belligerent assholes vomiting on ancient...

During the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports that the FDA is urging Americans to put something green in their dumb mouths.

Ever since CoD Modern warfare 2 came out, game designers are already putting the finishing touchs of Modern warfare 3, and you can see it here

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George Carlin provides a series of examples to prove the unevolved human state and it's incapacity to live in a civilized ...

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Don't let the title fool you. This video is actually about how government-run schooling contributed to the rise of socialism, imperialism and event...

Some people collect stamps. Wolfram Research co-founder and author Theo Gray collects elements. Step into his office, and you'll see a silicon disc...

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Mitt Romney laughs at ron paul and makes host mad, Mark Larsen then votes for Ron Paul

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"This is it!" A FA-18 Super Hornet breaking the sound barrier at the 2009 Bethpage Federal Credit Union Airshow at Jones Beach On May 24th, 2009.

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The Chaser's War On Everything's Chris Taylor walks into stores with a stocking on his head. Hilarious.

I play through Mass Effect 3 for the PC on an Asus G73JH.

ME3 is the final part of the epic Mass Effect trilogy. Featuring space, more space, and ...

The Creation Kit tutorials offer a host of various tips, tricks and guides on how to get the most out of Bethesda's modding software.

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Yes, many of those thinkers to whom I owe my mental freedom were religious, like Newton, a Christian, who believed God made the Earth but who then ...

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In this video, we examine some of the silly Christian catchphrases that Christan's love to parrot, and we take a closer look at what their words a...

Could our society's irrational obsession with giant penises lead to the unprecedented advancement of all mankind? The answer is a definite YES, and...

Dusty shares the real life story of how Jesus ruined some of the funnest moments of his childhood. I care about you all enough to want you to be fr...

I explain how I learned from A History of God by Karen Armstrong that the evidence indicates that the Jewish concept of monotheism evolved from the...

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Average bond energy terms are used to estimate the enthalp...