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Even if Hitler becomes a map pointer, he'll never get to the level Krebs is on. Krebs is like the Master of Map Pointing, just like Fegelein who is the Master of Antics.

@snakelemon I haven't seen any Spanish or French horror movies. The British make good hooror movies and we (the U.S.) used to make good horror movie. I haven't seen The Orphanage yet. The last horror movie that really made me jump was Insidious, however, the demon in that movie looked a lot like ...

Did anyone notice that this rifle has "Made in Germany" stamped on it? Seeing something that is made in Germany is as rare as seeing something made in the US nowadays.

There is one thing I don't understand. Why would Hitler go to a place with Fegalein in its name in the first place?

You have selected Microsoft Gunsche as the Bunker's Default Informer.

Fegelein's Inner Thoughts:

0:18 - "Those idiots will never find me now."

0:20 - "Don't panic. They still can't see me."

This movie is for Johnny Ramone? You're Kidding, right? RIGHT?

Guess who just got Rick Rolled!

0:12-I found Hitler!

Dear Santa,

All I ask for this Christmas is that you BRING ME, FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!

Your turly,

Hitler

P.S. Can you do something about Jodl's annoying bald head?

14:38-Yikes! I do not want to picture that!

Crispin Glover: Epically wasting everybody's time since 1984.

The restaurant is partly owned by Fegelein.

Judging by what Gunsche did at 0:37-0:39, I have come to this conclusion; Gunsche is Carrie's long-lost father.

Hitler is a 56 year old emo kid? Unsinn!

4 factors that can keep the pizza guy from getting your pizza to you on time:

1. Heavy traffic

2. The pizza guy getting lost

3. Russians and their weapons

4. The pizza guy is Albert Speer

Jeez, if they act like this in the grocery store, I wonder how they'll act when they're trying to find the car in the parking lot.

If this is how Hitler responds to Jodl's death, I wonder how he will respond to Fegelien's death, like that would ever happen.

I like the first 4 because they make the most sense to me, but I also like Part 6 because it also has an equally badass soundtrack and Thom Matthews is such an underrated actor. By the way, Crispin Glover should have made this song his theme song.

What kind of antics does one have to pull in order to be nominated for a Douchbag Award?

I'm leaving a comment about commenting on a video that is about Hitler being informed about himself being informed.

28 days later;

Gunsche: Oh, look, I found the door open button.

Hitler: Well, don't just stand there, press the damn thing, Gunsche!

(Gunsche presses the button and the Trololo Guy appears and starts to sing)

Hitler: I'm getting to old for this crap.

(Leathal Weapon music plays)

Hitler: You pinhe...

Judging by the look on his face at 1:10, Grawitz wasn't expecting the magnitude of that fart. :)

Hitler's face at 0:52. :D

Since Hitler is already 5 hours late for work, he wouldn't have to deal with Fegelein's pranks or Gunsche informing him of pointless stuff that much.

Oh, great, another good pair of pants ruined by Fegelein's antics!

It's pretty cool on how Fegelein is able to beat Hitler in a game of Jeoperdy just by reapeating the same sentence over and over.

Come on, Goebbels, how tough can it be to handle a toilet that is overflowing with Goring's liquid dookie?

I feel true, heartfelt sorrow for Goebbels because of two reasons: 1) his teddy bear is missing and 2) his favorite blanket was used to clean up Burgdorf's vomit.

In this video, Hitler is like Goebbels' version of Fegelien.

At 0:37, I was expecting Jodl to say something else like; "But, you're right in front of me!"

Update: I have finally found out how many meanings Fegelien has in German. Fegelien has almost enough meanings to piss off Hitler about anything and everything. :D

Here is a list of aliases reportedly used by Hermann Fegelein in order to escape detection and capture by Hitler:

Hans von Witzland

Gunther Wassner

Wilm Hosenfeld

Timothy Cain

Pope John Paul II

Captain Englehorn

Adolf Eichmann

Otto Ernst Remer

Professer Zondapp

THOMAS KRETSCHMANN ;)

@PhoenixFirebreath You're right. If Gunsche puts more time and effort into foiling Fegelien's infamous antics instead of informing Hitler about not finding Fegelien. he could be the next great leader of Germany. ;)

Does anyone find it strange that of all the videos on Youtube an ad for supporting Israel can appear on, it had to be this video?

No offense to Honda owners, but having a Honda Civic go up against a 1970 Dodge Charger R/T is like having Justin Bieber go up against Led Zeppelin in a musical battle. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out who the winner will be.

I was wacthing this movie last night! I thought it was pretty good. But, for some reason, the masked killer made me think of "Friday the 13th, Part 2." Did anyone else think of the same thing?

12 hours later:

Gunsche: "Look, I found the emergency call button."

Hitler: :Well, press the damn thing, Gunsche!"

Gunsche presses the button and the Trololo Guy appears.

Hitler: "I'm getting too old for this crap."

Lethal Weapon music plays.

Hitler:"FEGELIEN!"

There is no easy way for me to say this, so I'm just going to say it; I'm Fegelien. That's right, AverageCitizen76 is, in reality, the famed master of antics, Hermann Fegelien.

From 0:57 to 1:00, Himmler was thinking to himself; "How am I going to get myself out of this smelly situation this time."

At least Hitler now knows where to find Fegelein when he gets mad at one of antics.

At the end, Jodl could have been thinking to himself; "Doesn't he know that we're in a widowless bunker?" and I think Krebs was about to say the same thing.