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0:22

1 day ago

:D

:D

1442Guimian • 1,265 views

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More like 8D amirite.
3:36

4 days ago

mom's spaghetti

He's nervous. Knees weak. Palms are sweaty

http://files.alexforan.com/...

higginsboson • 2,573 views

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7:54

5 days ago

Spike Plays: Penumbra: Black Plague [Part 1]

After recently getting employed Shadow and Spike arrive at their new site of employment to find out that the vent's smell like farts and the employ...

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1:49

1 week ago

ME DANCIN

ITS UR BOY SKWEEZY SHOWIN HOW A TRU PLAYA TWERKIN

ChAinHanGlOw69 • 14,191 views

Autoclesis commented:

This is the single best fucking thing I have ever seen.

Also, nice dick. Just sayin'. No homo.
1:03

1 week ago

TES V:Skyrim MOD "envison Face"

nexus:

http://skyrim.nexusmods.com...

blog:

http://dd360.blog23.fc2.com...

DD2501 • 67,183 views

Autoclesis commented:

Sure, it doesn't DIRECTLY effect the other people that play the game, but think about the modding community.

If this becomes the most popular body type again like it did in Oblivion, what do you think will happen? Crazy anime drek spewing from every corner of the mod developers' keyboards.

Unf...
6:37

1 week ago

Queens Blade Online Character Creation (CBT1)

official site: http://queens.kr.gameclub.com

merruJANAI • 12,977 views

Autoclesis commented:

@xBENZINx

5:45 is where mine began.

6:30 is where it went full-mast.
1:01

1 week ago

big dog hits baby in the head

my 190.lb st.bernard playing with a one year old baby when he pushed her in to a cabinet but she is still having fun, the dog seems more concerned ...

thebassbass • 3,044,983 views

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1,183 people don't have kids, lived sheltered lives, never played outside as a child, and/or are failing at their attempt to be an internet white knight.

I hit my head a thousand times as a kid, and I can still spell more gooder than all of you.
4:56

2 weeks ago

5,000 Cheese + Waterfall = Cheese for Everyone! -Skyrim

Cheese for everyone!, wait scratch that, no cheese.

Just spawning a bunch of cheese on water xD Sorry for the

lag, the water really brought down...

PinoyGamers • 238,083 views

Autoclesis commented:

The cheese stands alone.
0:27

3 weeks ago

Kitteh Takes the Plunge

Kitteh takes a quick swim in a fish tank

Thanks to: youtube.com/VegasKJV

For more funny cats visit http://icanhascheezburger.com

cheezburger • 28,869 views

Autoclesis commented:

Animal abuse occurs when a human directly, intentionally, and purposefully maims, bludgeons, burns, flogs, cuts, or otherwise mutilates an innocent and defenseless animal without reason such as defending oneself or others.

EVERYTHING else is just animals being animals. Fighting or otherwise, it...
0:42

3 weeks ago

IM SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS Phase 5 of 9

5 classes down 4 more to go, i can say that the medic's was hardest to animate given the cape and all, I might refine it though, scout was done a w...

crazyhalo • 9,776 views

Autoclesis commented:

@Tpoyle1996

How does that make it less stupid?
1:53

3 weeks ago

Marshall Lee: The Missing Scene [fan-animation]

Marshall Lee not talking was UUNNACCEPTABLLEEEEEE so here's a fan animation in which he does.

Lyrics, chords and more songs by Gene Cochrane: http...

TheLydiaLlama • 591,649 views

Autoclesis commented:

@bullocks90

Actually, Fionna tries to keep everything about action/adventure, and most of the men around her seem to keep her in the friend zone.

Fionna also seems to be a few years older than Finn, so, given that Bubblegum is 18, the Prince must also be 18, so, Fionna probably is too. It's ki...
1:03

3 weeks ago

Florian in katterad

onze bengaal in looprad

Cissy1000 • 53,125 views

Autoclesis commented:

GOTTA GO FAST.
10:56

3 weeks ago

The Unfair Retsupurae

It's like Braid and IWBTG had a drunken one night stand and had a mentally impaired child, then a moron decided to LP it.

retsupurae • 171,049 views

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"HAHA, I'M INCOMPETENT AT GAMES, LOOK AT ME!"

Accurate description of every Tobygames video.
2:39

3 weeks ago

Sawbuck (New Smoker's Anthem) - KEMBE X

Here is the official video for "Sawbuck" directed by Visual Mecca, this new smoker's anthem is a smooth joint from Kembe X's debut mixtape Self Rul...

VisualMeccaENT • 60,310 views

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  You know, even as a 21-year old, pastey-white, nerdy, lazy computer-leech, I can still relate to the song and the video. The video was done in a way that actually makes it seem more real, rather than these silly Kanye West "NO ONE MAN" things. It represents a time in life that everyone has to d...
0:19

4 weeks ago

Family Guy: If Christianity Never Existed

Family Guy - Season 8, episode 1: Road to the Multiverse.

AChengster • 881,048 views

Autoclesis commented:

@protectorian

Just because you don't think something isn't funny, doesn't mean it isn't not unfunny.
1:58

4 weeks ago

Dumb running sonic

Not videogames

http://i.imgur.com/AuxIQ.jpg

So yeah, why not.

Most of these things are on http://dumbrunningsonic.tum...

Credits to whoever m...

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3:06

1 month ago

Toribash freerunning\fight\Dance.mpg

Tet675565 • 30,750 views

Autoclesis commented:

@helkenley

Hampa is the legend of Toribash.
1:30

1 month ago

Kerbal Space Program - The Cosmic Jellyfish

A spin-stabilized spacecraft I built in KSP.

Note that no S.A.S.-modules were used.

The spacecraft is stabilized by its spin alone.

You can downlo...

digitalandy • 18,226 views

Autoclesis commented:

This might be aerodynamically possible.
2:52

1 month ago

Razer Naga

digitalnisvettv • 143,732 views

Autoclesis commented:

@KaylinJH

That's offensive to people who actually fuck land mines.

Go get raped by a horse, fascist.
4:17

1 month ago

Youtube Poop: Hank's Globophobia

Hanks Breaking the Law Music: http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Attackofthehank • 33,101 views

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Rescue expidition log, Week four,

We lost our makeshift shelters in the ice storm last night,

Martin and Frederick froze to death in the night.

The wolves came back at sunrise and dragged them off.

Thought I heard Martin in an echo across the peaks hours later. Just the wind.

Comment will ...
9:38

1 month ago

Man dies, comes back to life, what he saw

This man goes to hell and has been allowed back to tell us what it was like. Some may laugh, but at the end of the day, this is just one of thousan...

TheLeegoodall • 5,332,221 views

Autoclesis commented:

While I am aware this has nothing to do with the video; this guy is what two-face would look like realistically.

Please allow my pointless and light-hearted comment to soothe your pointless and blind fury.
9:13

1 month ago

From Kerbin to the Mun

A great milestone for the space program. These men are heroes!

Music is specified in the credits.

http://kerbalspaceprogram.c......

Zeus0Moose • 38,106 views

Autoclesis commented:

They broke the surly bonds of Earth to touch the face of God.
15:17

1 month ago

Kerbal Space Program - Goliath Mk II

Ahahaha I love this game.

Huge rockets don't always suck!

Goliath Mk I was a horrible, unbroadcasted failure (stereotypical huge rocket). Built i...

kylejwilcox • 41,519 views

Autoclesis commented:

It's not about getting there. It's about getting there with swagger.
1:06

1 month ago

What? Another female Scout model?

A new female Scout model currently in the works by AyesDyef. It's still got some things to iron out like broken shoulders and missing eyes and male...

SupaGoGoMan • 147,748 views

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Pantsu ~3~
1:49

1 month ago

Smartest Man In The World

Turns out Engineer is pretty freakin' smart, or everyone else is just plain stupid...

Short scene out of the movie Idiocracy, thought the character...

Shwiggan • 76,660 views

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GO AWAY, I'M 'BATIN'.
10:00

1 month ago

Barley Plays - Cryostasis (Part 2)

I end up getting lost in my backyard during the harsh Canadian summer months searching for Bear.

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16:13

2 months ago

Evite: Your doom; costume mandatory

Power up...well that's not quite I meant but alright.

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1:38

2 months ago

battlecocks69420

i like the spy class and the demo class

R33MIX • 40,134 views

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>R33MIX has 43K subs.

>You think he gives a fuck about internet losers unsubbing.

>Green text implying implications.
1:41

2 months ago

Silmarillion

I guess this is like a trailer for the Silmarillion (book, not movie silly!) Sorry about the horrible quality. Pictures by Ted Nasmith, John Howe (...

emeraldelleth • 360,543 views

Autoclesis commented:

So, what this video is trying to convey is...Skyrim?
0:36

3 months ago

EASTER NIGGUH ATTEMPTS TO PEACEFULLY RESOLVE POLCE CHASE

He's working on his people skills

R33MIX • 40,848 views

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Nothin' to it!

MNNYEEA-
0:09

3 months ago

teamwork

part-time elephant and full-time ace ventura ROBERT HOMBRE takes the time to talk to his fr-HOLY SHIT THAT WAS WICKED

Robbydude576 • 1,181 views

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Professional spaceman ROBERT HOMBRE releases his board from the surly bonds of earth, only to find the brother he once lost.
0:04

3 months ago

Rarity - You must!

kyrospawn • 84,747 views

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YOU MUST INCREASE YOUR BUST.
0:42

3 months ago

CATS. IN. SPACE.

No wonder you live out by a campfire in the middle of fucking nowhere and make mammoth cheese all day... Fucking jerk.

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1:03

5 months ago

MARIO PARODY

More Highlights: http://www.youtube.com/play...

Playlists: http://www.youtube.com/user...

TobyTurnerAudience: h...

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0:44

5 months ago

Everyday im stapin' tape worms on my penis

Feel the blood. Watch in 720p for better earrape

WAV, because MP3 is old and not hi quality...

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/164......

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8:24

7 months ago

Starfox64 Ep.1 - Let's Rock and Roll Like Kanye

5000 Likes? Psshhhh!

PaperBatVG • 60,584 views

Autoclesis commented:

General Pepper's voice actor is the same voice actor for "The Soldier" in TF2.

The more you know!
3:04

8 months ago

Dick Figures - Y U So Meme?

Dick Figures Season Finale is here! Click or die. - http://bit.ly/w9hKIC

Dick Figures Season 3 Soundtrack out now - http://bit.ly/Ae6sZo

Aww Yea!...

MondoMedia • 4,103,920 views

Autoclesis commented:

We're gonna use...ALL THE MEMES.
8 months ago

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3:17

8 months ago

Fast Food Meatloaf - Epic Meal Time

LIKE/FAV!!!!

EpicMealTime saves a handful of burgers from the clutches of evil. MusclesGlasses becomes a murderer and we all enjoy some Fast Food ...

EpicMealTime • 5,265,955 views

Autoclesis commented:

@ebiljebus

I couldn't understand you, seeing as I don't speak hater. Hater.
4:48

8 months ago

Drunken Mess - Epic Meal Time

LIKE/FAV!!

Thanks to our fans for HELPING us reach 1,000,000 subscribers!! Now, let's celebrate!!

EpicMealTime goes in hard on the streets of MTL...

EpicMealTime • 4,141,364 views

Autoclesis commented:

This is a fucking comedy show on the internet. Would you little pussies get the dildos out of your bums and just laugh, rather than being jealous little sandy vaginas over not being able to make bacon money like Canadians make bacon money? Build a meat wall to keep out the haters, EMT.

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Mar 10, 2012

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