W-to-the-T-to-the-F!?!

I think when he said "rape", he was talking about pistons.

Anyway, I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better speech than that. I also think it's ironic that he never said anything about Call of Duty's controversial missions like No Russian. Go back to your angry masturbation with you...

I got a text halfway through this video and flew backwards in my chair.

Slendermedic.

Meanwhile, behind the scenes of Amnesia: Dark Descent...

You know you're fucked when a video by R33MIX himself is titled "..."

@bryan26797 Download Single Player Commands, install it, get in the game and type /weather.

Oh, God. I'm at the weird part of YouTube again...

Teenage Peter Griffin got what he deserved.

Anyone else here see the word "pwned" on the screen for a split second after the Tank hit the floor?

Kickass movie, guys. I crapped myself when the Chief stuck the Witch, threw my mouse when I saw Marcus Fenix and Anya Stroud, and lol'd when I saw Ghost.

I can't say I feel your pain, because I was never truly bullied, just picked on, but I must say, suicide is NOT the solution. I have a lot of problems, and I've even considered suicide myself, but you need to think of how it will affect your friends, loved ones and whether or not suicide is even ...

I'm torn between liking this video because it is supremely badass and disliking it because it made everything above my neck melt like cheese.

Carlos Estevez (Charlie Sheen) vs. Carlos Mencia

@poiuytrewqfg "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." That's 9.

If it was possible to watch a Daft Punk infused visual orgasm, I totally just did.

This just in: Yami is the muthaflippin'.

That was actually about 25 milliseconds. So, that's somewhere in the neighborhood about several HUNDRED THOUSAND nanoseconds.

Math nerd 1, you 0.

"Not sure if lightsaber, or just dislike bar"

I just crapped my balls out through my eyes.

And this entire time, I thought the guy was saying "I AM PUNCHING YOUR SHALLOTS!". And I learned something today.

Contrary to the comment below, Mr. Rogers was NOT a SEAL or a Vietnam vet. After finishing college, Mr. Rogers immediately began a career in television, not war. And the reason he always wears a sweater is not to cover tattoos, it's because sweaters make Mr. Rogers seem more gentle and fatherly. ...

This doesn't have nearly as many views as it should.

Dude... mahboiz... you're like the next Deepercutt.

0:41 RAPE FACE