Here's how you relic a guitar: 1st spread peanut butter all over the edges. Now, you can use crunchy or smooth, it don't really matter. Now, take the guitar and leave it in a hamster cage with at least one hamster for several days. To speed the process up you might want to starve the hamster for ...
Sweet Jesus! the south is a strange place. There are just so many wonderful things here; the horrible emcee, the flag and flower pots, those jackets, the mics, the singer. On one side of America you have New York, on the other side you've got Vegas and a whole lot of this in the middle.
Yes yes yes!