My father was an african american transexual midget named lucy. My mother was a hamster named fluffy.
So i was adopted. My biological father was a famous gay porn star from saudi arabia. My biological mother was a feminist in Saudi Arabia. Both were stoned to death in the named of allah the merciful. I was sent away and adopted by lucy.

I became an atheist because it´s cool and because of 9/11 and knowledge of the crusades.

But am i a midget? Yes and no. I am very short and have a one inch penis. But i am not a midget from a technical point of view.

But do anyone even read all this stuff? I doubt it, because do you actually believe that i have told you anything truthful?

But back to atheism:
When you look at religion you can see they are a compilation of superstitions and customs of the time they were made. Just look at islam: Back then it was widely believed that genies/jinns actually existed and was either evil or good. This is just like they believed in elves and trolls in northern europe at the same time. But we call that superstition and the belief in jinns/genies as faith, when they are in fact both superstition which needs to be made fun of. But I do make more fun of islam than other religions. Why? Because Islam is just the religion which is promoted and hated the most. It´s always in the media, so i try to give my harsh criticism of islam as much as a i can so that the more hateful assholes dont say all the criticism.

Islam is just a religion. Muslims are just people. They are just as clever and stupid as everybody else. Sheltering them from criticism as many lefty assholes do is dehumanizing them. If you want to treat muslims fair, then treat them as grown up humans. Give them as harsh criticism of their beliefs as you would everybody else. Some muslims say that they have their feelings hurt everytime we dont respect their religion. I say: fuck that. People shit on christianity all the time, and christians are constantly told that they just have to take the criticism. And they do. And muslims will as well if we attack their religion some more and all the time. And you dont have to read much about their religion, just point to stupid shit done in islam´s name. And when they try to weasel them selves out of the criticism by masterbating over quran verses, then just say "fuck islam". That some muslims can convince other muslims of doing bad things in the name of islam is evidence enough that islam is a false religion. That it has happended more than once is enough evidence, you dont have to masterbate over theory concerning islam. Reality is better evidence.

Muslims say they have the true religion and the true god. Devout Muslims pray five times a day, and muslims are still the most opressed people in the world.

Islam (like all religions) are a waste of time. Help muslims by bashing their religion with hard words.

BUT THAT BEING SAID ABOUT ISLAM.... then if supernatural powers forced me to be religious, THEN I WOULD CONVERT TO ISLAM. Because islam is the only religion in the world which is alive, and isnt dying (like christianity). And as a male, i could have several wives, but my wives could not have more men (WIN). And all i have to do is pray 5 times a day, dont eat pork or drink alcohol then i would go to heaven. So Islam is not that bad. It's just that it is the last alive religion for us atheists to fight.