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Turns a little grocery-storey. When he's saying any of these words: "here I go again on my own," I hear great classic rock. "I'm just another heart in need of rescue," until "the rest of my days" sounds like it belongs in a farmer's market or a macy's.

Sorry, it didn't use to be like that; music...

Awesome, now I can multitask, and getting through the fellowship is completely effortless. I wouldn't say it's as fun, though; the guy narrating is at times so bad that I wonder if he was drunk, sometimes you couldn't tell who was saying what, and at others he perfectly fit the character, and gav...

I can't wait to start working on COMM 212. I had a lot of fun last semester, I'm sure it'll be equally as awesome this year. Just waiting on my book

2:17

Gandalf talks over Frodo. Why? Because he doesn't give a fuck.

Yeah, that part must not have been armored. You're a dumbass if you hate on Star Wars. Those films are the shit. Best series I've ever seen.

Everyone send all that extra chi you accumulate sitting on ass smoking weed to Peter Jackson and his movie-making homies.

1:31

Boner.

@SisterSunshineTV Actually, you just have to be really dumb. The fact that videos like this are all over the internet means that she didn't do a god damn lick of research before she went in asking to look more like Angelina Jolee, or some other famous actress with bigger lips than her.

She'll l...

I only say because I assume you're looking at this video, comparing yourself to these women and thinking about giving MORE money to these infuriating make up companies. STOP IT. YOU DO NOT NEED MAKE UP.

EAT ORGANIC FOODS THAT ARE GOOD FOR YOUR SKIN INSTEAD.

MAKE UP IS BAD FOR YOUR SKIN.

BALA...

Yeah, most dudes will agree when I say these fine bitches are sexy as hell in reality.

3:12

Just because some faggot in LA thinks she looks better when she hasn't eaten in a week doesn't make it true.

@311Brah Same. But I never realized how fucking depressing the lyrics are. It's all about wanting to be something, but ending up just piling out and not doing anything with your life, to the point where no one remembers you just a few generations down, your memory fading away. Or that's what I go...

@sizcool72 What's the holdup, use your force powers. Also, your walkthrough isn't finished until you walk me through how to get that mod.

UGLY.

Definitely a Redguard. If you can't breathe properly through your nose, you should see a doctor and get that fixed.

Potions do not have 'abilities,' they have 'properties.' "Get the materials that you get"? "Wolf pelts and other animal... objects" You sound like such a bro when you said "send me some feedback," it's hilarious.

@TheBrick534 Dude, you don't get it. Life is backwards for this guy; he likes pissing people off, probably to prove something to himself, but he and people like him will find that it sums up to a monumental waste of time.

HAHAHAHA, YES.

@S3ries0fTub3z Hahahaha someone told him he looked like an ugly chick.

This song is awesome. I couldn't sing that unless I was on drugs. Otherwise I'd definitely burst out laughing.

@Drag0nthrax

0:36 Does that not look funny to you?

Watch the latest few South Park episodes. They spoke a lot of truth about cynicism that I related to, and in the end, Stan came to the same conclusion I did. Alcohol. You watch that movie drunk, or while smoking a quarter of sticky bud, and te...

@angelofdeath275 Probably.

2:57 Harry rubbing his scar.

@unionofonion Aphex Twin is pretty well known. He's in movies, car commercials, all kinds of stuff. People listen to him all around the world because it's beautiful and it's been around long enough to be recognized. Also, he doesn't need producers. He is a producer.

Dude, how much does one of those cost? My band needs a drummer.

You can't eat my soul. It's really big, and it probably tastes funny.

@Blahblobify I can't be held responsible for the ignorance of last century's moon-bound astronauts. The moon has gravity. It has sunlight. Therefore, it can sustain life. Just add water and scientists.

BRUCE LEE IS IMMORTAL. HE WILL LIVE FOREVER ACROSS TIME AND SPACE.

Street Fighter couldn't film real kung fu and put it in slow motion? They had to film two guys who were pretending to fight, at a slower rate than a real fight, and then put it in slow motion?

It's not just that it's too slow; there are long delays between blows as the actors wait for each other...

If you ever get that high, check yourself into a psych ward, because that ain't the drugs.

Also, you said the link below. What link? I'm not going to wade through your facebook page- post a link directly to the article.

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