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hovind debate
The Beatles - Rain
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Asparagusville
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Excitement among vegetables! Rumination among ruminants! Salt exacerbates hypertension, so we're told. Asparagus has been canned!
As a modern American woman from Juarez I exercise my right to "go Mexican." I shall sleep with truck drivers (gringos only) & have abortions twice a year if I feel like it, so there!!!
[Allow me to drain naturally upon your sheets & pillow slips, let me pass freely amongst your pipes, receptacles & china porcelain. I shall partake in your crunchy treats, witness ablutions, participate in diurnal discourse, rifle letters & test your hygienic products.]
About Me:
 
The talents of Yoko Ono & Yoko Mishima remain as hidden treasures from mortals.
Interests:
Spear fishing; goat herding; the fox trot; underwater welding; de-boning chicken; full-contact kick boxing; macramé; cake decorating; embalming; pole vaulting
Movies:
Book: "Along the Far Climb Down" by Richard Thripp, published by Whizzo-Fine Press
Music:
Faye Wong
Books:
"Brown Spots on the Wall," by the Chinese author: Hoo Flung Poo -- "40 Yards to the Latrine," by Will E. Makeit & Betty Wont -- "Easy Money," by Robin Banks
Channel Comments
SimmerInJuly (1 week ago)
One day before her death, from the room adjacent to the shit-house where she crapped out, a hopped-up Whitney rehearses "I Will Always Love You."
procommenter (2 months ago)
A person whose diet is deficient in nitrilosidic foods (those foods rich in Amygdalin, the substance whose molecularity is 1 part: the natural analgesic benzaldehyde, 1 part: hydrogen cyanide, 2 parts: glucose) is incapable of stopping the over-production of malignant cells (cells known as tumorous, trophoblastic, healing, pre-embyonic, anaplastic, neoplastic, neoplastigenic, placental) ergo this person has cancer.
ThingsTerrestrial (3 months ago)
Teach your children that homosexuals are righteous and perhaps this will give the tots the license to experiment, and express their burgeoning sexuality with both genders. Lovely. "Being gay" requires willful action. Humans are capable of denying their feelings, each of us have had to many times. We're more than rabbits rutting in a culvert. Man must appeal to his better self. This is why we have the institution of marriage: to tame savage Man.
CelestialEmbodiment (4 months ago)
TO CUT THE BALLS OFF THE 4TH AMENDMENT--The latest ruse, or hoax, instituted by the humanitarians in police uniforms is to demand entrance (without a warrant of course) into your home to conduct a "wellness check." An anonymous & concerned tipster reported troubling behavior on your property which, "by law," requires an immediate (i.e. urgent/emergency) police investigation entailing: search, interrogation, arrest & confiscation.
FinallyTheNight (4 months ago)
What could be more ancient than evolutionary conjecture's gospel ("...an arcanum of prosodic theory which is the province of specialists..." — P.F. Baum) with its interrelated specialisms: Big Bang, primordial ooze, archallaxis, uni-cellular life's speciational advancements through a positive and naturalistic eugenism, transitional relics and whatnot?
ThePregnancySlaves (5 months ago)
theory [Gr. "theōria" speculation as opposed to practice] 1. the doctrine or the principles underlying an art as distinguished from the practice of that particular art. 2. a formulated hypothesis or, loosely speaking, any hypothesis or opinion not based upon actual knowledge. (Fr. p. 1,595 of "Dorland's Illustrated Medical Dictionary, Twenty-Fifth Edition," © 1974 by W.B. Saunders Company)
procommenter (5 months ago)
Nude is the best way to bathe in a tub.
YTubeArraignment (6 months ago)
The military tanker jets deliver aluminum oxide (the cause of Alzheimer's disease), strontium & barium salt. American & coalition soldiers who were in Iraq during Operation Desert Shield and beyond will die prematurely from excessive exposure to radiation & pathogens.
SimmerInJuly (6 months ago)
These linguistically-gifted folk: Count Lev Tolstoi, Albert Schweitzer, Daniel Boone, St. Thomas Aquinas, Thomas Jefferson, Tsarina Alexandra Romanov, Isaac Newton, Teresa Teng, Uncle Ho Chi Minh & Paul Revere humbly acknowledged realities beyond Human perceptions. They sought to understand the Human condition while reverently entertaining the notion of a higher Being who transcends the meager logic and perspicaciousness of mortal men.
IconsOfTeleplay (7 months ago)
The ruling masons aspire to consolidate the world's resources, armies & power. They are meeting now in the 2,700-acre Bohemian Grove, along the Russian River north of Frisco, to sodomize one another and pee on the pines.
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Asparagusville commented on Hitchens: Cancer, Life and Deathbed Conversion? (1 year ago)
" Throughout the 1980's corporate news agencies whined of the disasters that nature would inflict upon us in retribution for assaults against her. B..."   more
 
 
Asparagusville commented on hovind debate (1 year ago)
" Chemo- & radio- "therapies" are NEVER efficacious with regards to malignant (trophoblastic) growth—for in the long history of chro..."   more
 
 
Asparagusville commented on Christopher Hitchens and Tom DeLay at The Hill Book Fair (1 year ago)
" Foods rich in vitamin B17 are: Apple seeds, apricot kernels bamboo shoots, barley, beet tops, bitter almond, blackberries, boysenberries, brewers ..."   more
 
 
Asparagusville commented on Christopher Hitchens and Tom DeLay at The Hill Book Fair (1 year ago)
"@ArtoftheState1 : You write poorly."
 
 
Asparagusville commented on hovind debate (1 year ago)
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WHAT BELIES NORMALITY, MORALITY & ABSOLUTISM?
[I despise every miserable second that Tom Chapin lives.]
[I despise every miserable second that Ma..."
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