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In Dead Island you can enjoy a tropical vacation complete with zombies. Watch the official trailer for the new survival horror video game.
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LYRICS
Darkness, sparkle.
Eyeball zoom out.
She looks excited, is it Christmas?
No. She's... dead...
Burning guy, hallway,
Dancing burning guy, legs,
Stop, drop, and roll, man!
Running, fall up.
Princess of Persia, running.
Back to checkpoint.
Hugging Dad, WAIT, she's a zombie.
Flashback, them too.
At least that one's hot.
Just looking on the bright side.
Never give a zombie girl a piggy back ride.
I'm not crying,
there's something in both my eyes.
Pull a hatchet in.
Girl almost made it out.
Dad's a badass.
Flirt with the zombie.
After he kills her boyfriend.
No I didn't order room service,
thanks anyway. Why'd you vacation
at a place called Dead Island?
Didn't you read the pamphlet?
Yelp it next time.
She got bitten,
Dad keeps hitting.
Zombies suck man.
Chop off her ha-hand.
Embrace Dad.
This vacation sucked.
Fade.
Title card.
Home movies without Zombies.
When Dead Island... wasn't.
Wave, goodbye.
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LYRICS:
Blood violence.
Space zoom fade,
This September.
Dodge the space-pebbles,
nicely done.
The Battle Begins.
Exit a warthog, Scene from Avatar
Side-shot helicopters Peek at the bad guys
That girl has a robot arm Everybody stares at it, awkward.
Snipe at night-time, Go to battle, front shot suspense
Turn gun forward, Why wasn't it already turned forward
Now you're dead, jump. Catch him pull him up,
City's burning thanks to guys with pincer-mouths.
You need a bigger gun.
Hey there, what's in your hand?
DOG TAGS!
What's in his?
BLUE LIGHT!
Airplane take off going to space to help these guys fighting these guys
GOT ONE, dodge the lightning plasma But keep shooting, the most anticipa...
Halo Reach.
Global Warming is the least of their worries.
Halo Reach Battle Begins Trailer [HD]
Developer: Bungie
Release: 9/14/2010
Genre: Shooter
Platform: X360
Publisher: Microsoft Game Studios
Website: www.bungie.net
Developed exclusively for Xbox 360 by acclaimed studio Bungie, "Halo: Reach" drops players back into the iconic universe they love so they can experience the birth of the "Halo" legend. During the past 10 years, the "Halo" franchise has inspired multiple New York Times best-selling novels, comic books, action figures, apparel and more, and it has sold more than 34 million games worldwide to date.
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The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword E3 2010 Debut Trailer [HD]
Developer: Nintendo
Release: 2011
Genre: Action/Adventure
Platform: Wii
Publisher: Nintendo
The Legend of Zelda™: Skyward Sword marks a turning point for
The Legend of Zelda franchise. The introduction of full motion
control enabled by the Wii MotionPlus™ accessory synchronizes
player movements with Link's actions while offering the most
intuitive play control of any game in The Legend of Zelda
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LYRICS:
Foggy, cloudy horse,
Angry spiky heart,
Floaty boat, and a wolf.
Run into the light.
Where a man in a skirt and
tights is standing.
And he pulls out his sword,
Then slowly spins it around, and
FLEX!
Kill Natives, and plants.
Turn them into ash.
Purple dust, sword lights up!
More Natives, and plants, and Natives
They all look the same.
That's racist!
Scorpion with eyeballs in it's claws.
Use your shield to deflect an acorn
Use a vine to swing across.
Climb the plant wall,
Confuse the eyeball
Bow and arrow, shoot it at a leaf.
And a bob-omb,
And someone's floating heart.
Aim a grapple claw
at the Audience.
Make it grab stuff, and explode!
Goodbye grapple claw.
Roll a flashing plant
Under a happy tree.
Now it's a dead tree.
Slingshots make bats disappear!
Use a whip to tear out people's hearts.
Then eat them.
Stab a scorpion in the eye-claw!
End a skeleton,
And a scorpion,
And another skeleton.
Swan dive into the logo!
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Literal Skyrim Trailer
Music remade by Brennan Anderson
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LYRICS:
Bethesda Game Studios
Should probably fire their helicopter cameraman
Ominously lit carving of some dragons
Cameraman running through the forest
Slow zoom on a carving of Gandalf and his friends
Confused dragon trying to mate with some birds. The first Tie-Fighter
Overworked cameraman running through the snow
Carving of an ancient tug-of-war (slow dramatic zoom)
Running towards a tiny hill. STOP!! That's a cliff
Carvings of dragons breathe carvings of fire
Dude, turn around or you'll die
Shaky rocky formation
Pan down then it opens its eye
Pull out your sword on a ledge
Carving is rooting for the dragon
Sword-fighting a dragon in the snow's gotta be cold. OR NOT!
Show the fire carving burning the shield carving
Leg carving. Medium-shot carving
He's regretting wearing a sleeveless tunic for this fight
VOICE ATTACK! But his voice went too far right
It went to a mountain town and a forest. Stop for the night
In the morning, pass the windmill to a natural stone rocky formation bridge
Then it snows on a stream.
There's a giant. Follow him, then him.
Shave a dragon, and a werewolf, and the patron is next
Battle axe! Help him floss!
Shoot a frostbit at a wall, spin attack (FAIL!)
Fire-bomb, dragon leaves when his barber is done
Shoot a puppy with an arrow, make a ball in your hands (Get stabbed!)
Dragon wants a refund, sneak-smack a big spider
Then barber gives dragon free touch-ups on his way out
That's why you should sit still at the barber
Dragon's soul tells off the clumsy barber
Then it goes through the trees to tell its back-up "Thanks for nothing."
Skyrim. The Elder Scrolls, V. 111111. Dots.
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The lyrics, as transcribed by JigSawPuppet on fxp.co.il
Stargate, UbiSoft, SPARKLE
A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade.
and people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy - AH
BLOOM TRANSITION
The birds get the hell out of there.
Because they know something's going down
Is he gonna die?
No, it's a medium shot.
Pan, zoom, and slow-mo
means he's the target.
Mysterious hooded man watches
(from a distance)
Take a second to look awesome
Time to go.
Walk in slow-motion
So you still look awesome.
Guard just saw you,
And he's gonna shot you.
But don't mind him
Just keep looking awesome.
That shadow will take care of him
WHITE! Guard says "Stop!"
Just kill him with your awesome
The other got it by an arrow so you're good.
PART THE RED SEA
Hopefully those guards have good armor
No, they don't. Maybe they do
They don't.
Now act like you didn't do it.
They're not buying it...
Target comes out of his shelter
He's distracted by a feather.
He's like, "SHOOT ME!"
He likes feathers.
He looks up when he remembers
Ooh, I LOVE birds!
Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE
Everywhere PEOPLE DIE
Target doesn't die,
HE'S FINE!
Target sends horsemen to die.
Kill the horse, the rider falls down.
Kill the rider the rider falls down.
Target's still fine.
Target nods and some other guards
that were hiding in pillars
COME OUT
and then take their formation
then Target pulls out his sword
then goes to smell his sword
...not sure why.
Mysterious hooded man joined by
other hooded people...
YOUR'E NEXT.
RUN-NING
RUUUUUUUNNING
SLOW MOTION JUMP ATTACK
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